Robot knows way to a woman's heart
More specifically, it knows the way to her chest, and the way to her letting you touch her chest without having to make it look like you just innocently brushed it with your elbow. Alcohol.
The Asahi DateRapeBot will be out at the end of the year. Out on parole, for previous offenses.
The Asahi DateRapeBot will be out at the end of the year. Out on parole, for previous offenses.
Item posted at 12:29 PM
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The one on the right looks like he's just about to drink the beer by biting into the can. Probably then gonna pour it all down his chin as he drinks it. This is the type of robot that shags the girl that I've been after for weeks and then the girl turns to me to cry about it afterwards but still doesn't shag me. I hate this robot and will not be buying one.
where's the lens???
GrayV, it even has a small sidekick that makes you trip when trying to prevent the same happening to the next girl :(
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they were giving away 500 of these last year on their website. But i didnt win one.
The next robot they'll release will be one to press the button on the remote control for you and the one after that will wank you off and clean your arse.
Then life will be complete and we can all stay on our sofas for eternity or until there's a big ol' nuclear war. Then we'll all be rat-zombie people anyway and robots will be useless.
Jawatron -
Its the AND in what you said that scares me...as if you currently do both at the same time...and although the first bit is obvious and normal, its the second one that leaves gaps for the imagination to fill as to why it is required to be done at the same time as the first thing...which is normal.
Dave
Dave,
It is your wording of "one that leaves gaps" while a robot is cleaning your arse that scares me.
Sorry Dave. I should have clarified for those of us here that couldn't comprehend something having two functions that the wanking and wiping wouldn't be concurrent.
You'd have to pay for the executive model for that.
I paid an executive model for that once. Cost me £700 and the bitch still went through my wallet while I was, er, incapacitated.
With a robot this good you could take a lady out for a nice evening of drinking chilled beverages, then rape and murder her and use the now empty drinks chiller to safely take home a good sized chunk of her as a memento of your time together!
Not that anyone is that sick or anything...
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