SONY: "Our digital cameras could KILL"
More bad news for Sony! The few products it has managed to sell recently are now being recalled, after the bungling corporation revealed its rubbish digital cameras could "cut" and even "scratch" users.
Three cheers for Sony!
Three cheers for Sony!
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so its like a swiss army camera with knives and shit?
Ha, it's a wonder it wasn't recalled sooner - it seems to be lacking a lens which makes it pretty useless as a camera. I'm guessing the average Sony user wouldn't have noticed.
I went to a camera shop and the nice gentleman behind the counter placed a Sony CyberShot in my palm. Immediately I shouted in pain, as several thousand volts jumped up my arm and down through my body to the ground.
The gentleman didn't react. He turned away slowly and picked up a more expensive model. I was still shaking from the shock and didn't have time to move before he dropped the second camera into my reddened palm. Immediately the camera exploded, severing two of my fingers and pouring molten metal over the others.
I dropped to the floor, holding what was left of my hand close to my chest, trying with my other hand to find my fingers in the blood on the camera shop floor.
I heard a sound above me and looked up to see the shop assistant, with an expressionless face, raise up a top model SLR and, as I lifted my good hand to protect myself, drop the camera onto my knuckles.
The huge camera broke every bone in my hand, then plummeted onward to smash my left thigh, before dropping heavily onto the floor with a final thud.
I informed the gentleman that I believed Sony cameras were dangerous and that I would be considering other brands.
Bah, they could have at least tried to put a positive spin on it!
'The Cyber-shot DSC-T5 Camera, conveniently slices off your cornea, saving you 50% on laser eye surgery!'
"MAN SEVERS OWN PENIS ON FIRST GREAT WESTERN TRAIN"
Safe journies home everyone.
I think that's just customers cutting and scratching themselves when they realise they just spend good money on something Sony.
kliucab - seems perfect for a joke concerning a taxi, but I'm all out.
I have a T5. I bought it for my then-gf. She dropped it in an airport in Shanghai on the first day we used it.
True story.
Hopefully I can send the defective model back and get a free replacement.
Thanks engadget! I mean idiottoys!
Sony - cutting edge technology.
echidna: get which replaced, the camera or the unable-to-hold-things-properly girlfriend?
xspejrs: the cooler version of Aspergers.
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