Wednesday, September 26, 2007

*Jingle* Promotional image of the weeeek

Some leathery old bird done up nice for Christmas.



This is to promote Ovenclean, a team of specialists that will come round and clean your oven for you. It's quite a boring job, although the perks - free cups of tea, the excitement of using someone else's toilet, getting to look through someone else's cupboards - make up for it.

THE PRESS RELEASE, WITH TWO SEPARATE HEADLINES

PUT THE SPARKLE INTO YOUR KITCHEN THIS CHRISTMAS

GIVE YOUR KITCHEN A SPARKLE THIS CHRISTMAS


Ovenclean, the UK's market leader in professional domestic oven cleaning, provides an eco-friendly and affordable solution for today's time-strapped households.

As the festive season approaches, so does the Christmas cooking marathon, with hours spent slaving away in the kitchen preparing food for family and friends.

To get ready for this onslaught, it's a good idea to make sure your oven is in tip-top shape.

A clean oven is not only more hygienic, it's also more efficient, but tackling this most-dreaded of domestic chores is something many of us put off for as long a possible.

That's because it's the most time-consuming kitchen appliance to clean and can be a nightmare job, involving spreading nasty toxic smells throughout the home.

And with all the seasonal preparations to take care of and the in-laws coming to stay, there's precious little time left to consider this much-neglected task.

So why not let the professionals at Ovenclean do the hard work and ensure your oven is ready to deal with the Christmas turkey and all the trimmings?

Operating nationwide, its teams of highly-trained, fully-insured technicians are on hand to make your oven shine like new, while you make the most of your precious free time.

In just two hours, all traces of grease, fat and burnt-on carbon deposits will be removed from your oven, restoring it to that showroom finish.

The company uses its own-brand, totally safe, non-caustic cleaning products and specialist equipment to ensure sparkling results every time.

Its cleaning process is environmentally-friendly and fume-free, leaving no residual odour or mess.

And the service is not limited to the deep-cleaning of ovens, Agas and ranges, Ovenclean can also transform your hob, extractor, microwave or even your barbecue into immaculate condition.

So if cleaning the oven is something you just can't face this Christmas, leave it to Ovenclean to put the sparkle back in your kitchen.

To book an appointment or for more information on Ovenclean's service, please call 0845 871 8000 or visit the website www.ovenclean.com.

16 Comments:

Anonymous gaijintendo said...

Problem: My kitchen lacks sparkle.
Solution A:PUT THE SPARKLE INTO YOUR KITCHEN THIS CHRISTMAS

Solution B:GIVE YOUR KITCHEN A SPARKLE THIS CHRISTMAS

I just can't decide....

11:34 AM  
Anonymous I'm Barry Scott said...

I just get a tin of the probably toxic spray from the co-op, spray it on and then wipe it off the next day.


I don't need any workies wanking into my underwear drawer.

12:03 PM  
Blogger Jawatron said...

Do you get to pick what the 'technicians' look like? Because i want mine to be a surely Vietnamese woman with a stick.

12:13 PM  
Blogger Diego said...

Stick?

12:21 PM  
Anonymous old toast said...

ovenclean is the new Halo 3

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

I've got a blender that begs to differ on "it's the most time-consuming kitchen appliance to clean and can be a nightmare job, involving spreading nasty toxic smells throughout the home"

My blender has nasty toxic smells that spread throughout the house, and is a nightmare to clean.

I'll promptly send it to the ovenclean folk for eval.

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is there a labradore with a walking stick in the front of the picture? Maybe its Vietnamese

1:07 PM  
Blogger John said...

Racists!

That family isn't multicultural enough, where is the adopted asian daughter who has brought home her mixed-race boyfriend, which causes the grandfather to mutter something about 'bloody wogs'

eycnutfj - a disease caused by running around naked in winter

1:34 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

Bless her smile, but she's fucking struggling to hold that roast.

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Captain Haddock said...

Of course she's struggling to hold it, look at the angle their house is at

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Cap'n Haddock said...

Do they use leprechauns to do the cleaning?

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's an oven? Does it work like a Microwave?

10:01 PM  
Blogger niler said...

she is HOLDING the turkey plate, a white holding bot from USA mabye?

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