Master Chief relegated to 'gay best friend' role in Japan
This post is the underground, urban accompaniment to this one.
This is why Japan hates Microsoft. Where's the big smiley face? The thumbs up? The bold primary colours? What a rubbish corporate representative boring old Master Chief is.
Even perspective is against him. He looks like a miniature Ford Ka version of Master Chief.
At least he's not helping them do the carrying and lifting. There is some semblance of manhood left under that polystyrene case.
This is why Japan hates Microsoft. Where's the big smiley face? The thumbs up? The bold primary colours? What a rubbish corporate representative boring old Master Chief is.
Even perspective is against him. He looks like a miniature Ford Ka version of Master Chief.
At least he's not helping them do the carrying and lifting. There is some semblance of manhood left under that polystyrene case.
Item posted at 1:59 PM
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judging by the size of the neck under the helmet I'd claim that master chef is actually a woman!
aagwd = tradional irish exclamation
He also proves his manly credentials by staring at the one on the left's tits.
but where's lloyd grossman? I dont understand why we're trying to export cookery shows to japan anyway. The format is all wrong as there arent enough bandanas or knife tricks in western cooking.
Is it Tom Cruise playing the role of Master Chief?
You're all missing the real story here! Has a week with few holding images made you all soft? Look at how the wee lass on the right in the second shot is deftly cupping the controller with her left hand whilst she hefts the entire XBox by clutching only the top corner!
Clearly, Japan is juicing. Either that, or they're sitting on a sleeper superstar in this girl. She's showing great promise in power holding.
yylcicp: the dreaded yell-hiccup, known to cause a man to swallow his own ears
If the photos were taken in that order then it appears that Master Chief has some sort of degenerative shrinking disease.
Or...! He's stood next to two Japanese women suffering from some form of increasinative growing disease.
Either way someone's gonna die.
oldghosts, does that mean that my last 3 years' worth of homo-erotic fantasies about Master Chief have actually just been hetero-erotic???
Shit I need to talk to my Mum...
And Ashley!
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