Monday, September 10, 2007

The Sony Rolly SEP-10BT

Imagine this piece of shit rolling up every bus and train aisle across the country, blaring out whatever 18-year-old R&B sensation is currently wanking off Simon Cowell and therefore famous.



This may sound like an exaggeration, but the Sony Rolly is the greatest disaster to hit humanity since the second world war.

29 Comments:

Blogger Tony said...

Kill it. Kill it now.

1:34 PM  
Anonymous bb5a said...

A piece about something with Sony, without a joke about it bursting into flames?

qsdveexh: The sound this thing will make as it bursts into flames.

2:11 PM  
Anonymous Alternate said...

If that bursts into flames it'll be doing us all a favour.

2:16 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

That thing urgently needs some hardcore Speed Death Metal playing through it. That would probably make it burst into flames almost as fast as charging it and leaving it on a table.

2:25 PM  
Blogger Sponge Finge said...

Idiot, please buy one and break it for us.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'd like to see the passengers faces on the underground when some middle eastern or muslim looking chap takes out of his rucksack a handgrenade looking device and proceeds to press buttons that make it light up.

interesting.

3:01 PM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

I watched that video without sound because my work PC doesn't have a sound card. It infuriated me. I imagine it would've been even more infuriating had I been able to hear sound.

What an absolute cock of a thing that was!

3:22 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

Isn't it just a glorified version of the sunflower that dances to music and entertains your gran for about 3 minutes til even she gets bored with it?


puhpb - if this is how you say it to the cab driver, he probably won't take you there.

3:40 PM  
Blogger shonky said...

This should be stuck up the arse of the person who conceived it.

4:42 PM  
Blogger shonky said...

... unless they show signs of enjoying it. In which case it should be inserted in their urethra.

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm finding all my rechargeable devices have far too much battery life now so I want to use the 20mins available on making the cunting thing roll round on the floor and waggle its stupid prince charles ears about.

horse shit.

5:47 PM  
Blogger barcode said...

omg that thing is so shit it made me want to post my first comment

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hang on!!! Isn't this a Ricky Gervais robot?

7:24 PM  
Blogger Dave Ef said...

"Hang on!!! Isn't this a Ricky Gervais robot?"

You mean, it's entire career is based on one slightly amusing mannerism? Maybe so...

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOAX ! No company would be stupid enough to make a maggot-looking dancing thingie ...

Oh wait, it's Sony ... never mind

9:59 AM  
Blogger magnetite said...

Looks a lot like Sany's got an entry level contender in the Killbot industry here. Imagine this horror rolling down a street in the Chechen Republic, spouting slogans - until it detects movement and then rolls ominously toward its victim, before doing Sony's trademark flammable trick. They might as well make a feature out of it, seeing as it happens so often.

Reminiscent of Werner Von Braun's Doodlebug, this thing will no doubt go on to terrify as many of the public as the V1 - except this time we'll be over the moon when it stops making a niose..

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I understand the PS3.

3:56 PM  
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My first portable wank machine. The biggest question is does one end suck whilst the other blows or is it just the whole thing that sucks?


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The illegitimate child of Clocky and Aibo?

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