Sony's NW-A910 TV Walkman

Looks nice, like the sort of thing that was The Future in 1986. Only works with the Japanese telly system, mind, so all you'll be able to watch is businessmen falling over and cartoons that all have the same plot (coming of age, special powers, bullied at school, brutal rape at the hands of OCTO-THRANG).



Takes 16GB memory sticks if you really want to please Sony's shareholders, which you can use to record stuff off the TV. Although the memory cards of most personal media players tend to get filled up with harder material obtained via Bittorrent. Like, say, Assploitations: Vol. 03.