Thursday, September 20, 2007

USB 3.0 announced - porn industry benefits AGAIN

At the moment, it takes about 45 seconds to transfer Breakin' 'Em In #10 from its secret hidden folder to a USB memory stick - with USB 3.0 that task could take a mere 4.5 seconds!

USB 3.0 - Porn transfer speeds ten times faster

This will greatly reduce the chances of getting caught when transferring key pornography reserves between various hidden folders to avoid their detection. Another great step forward for technology driven by the porn industry.

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15 Comments:

Blogger Jawatron said...

Do all USB3.0 devices come with lube?
The whole process needs to be sped up not just the data transfer.

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Luke Skywalker's self-worth said...

Breaking 'em in, as if. My mum was in the last one. I haven't seen any actual teenage tit tangling since they banged my mate Chris up.

3:45 PM  
Blogger Halverde said...

I'm still on USB 1.0

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't be bothered creating an account, sending an email, or even entering a name.

Probably because my attempt at a caption for the new UK:R competition is shit.

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1382/kutaragisinnerthoughtsle1.jpg

I call the piece: "Kutaragi's inner thoughts: dealing with regret"

5:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Except it's not Kutaragi. Shit.

6:51 PM  
Blogger John said...

Oh hellz yeah

1:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does everyone store their porn in folder called 'drivers' then?

Renaming the folder to 'boring windows drivers' is a touch of genius. The Mrs will be put off the scent even more....which is just as well as most of my porn stinks.

prxsanh - Porn, extra safe and hidden

9:20 AM  
Anonymous I don't understand said...

But where do you keep your drivers?

9:30 AM  
Blogger Zoloft addict said...

In the folder labelled 'Porn' - imagine the confusion when they find all those old Radeon drivers.

Plus, There's no way they'll ever ask about your .exe stash, it's worse than finding you in their tights.

Something I've promised will never happen again.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Pornbot said...

i've yet to seen a snooping girfriend resorting to examine the contents of quattro pro/fonts directory...

3:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I once had to grass the head of a Telecoms plc up for having shed loads of pornography on his work laptop.

He was into the interracial thing.

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"i've yet to seen a snooping girfriend resorting to examine the contents of quattro pro/fonts directory..."

I've yet to see anyone with a quattro pro/fonts directory with a girlfriend

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