Monday, October 15, 2007

CELEBRITY HOLDING double bill

Here's one of Beyonce having a go at it.

Beyonce Bphone

As you'd expect from the athletic young star, she's a natural. If we had to criticise, that dress is perhaps a little overpowering - viewers will be drawn to its semi-transparency and might not even notice the telephone thanks to analysing creases for possible signs of nipple.

Sharleen Spiteri and some sort of iPod

That's Sharleen Spiteri out of that boring old band. She's not such a natural. This explains that downward sales blip Apple suffered last April.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surely that Spiteri shot is ripe as a source pic for the Photoshop pervs amongst your readers... Would, anyway, even with the iPod in her hand and Mark Anthony pointing at her.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

She's making that face because Mark Anthony is just about to sniff that finger.

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Alternate said...

I thought that was Nick Knowles from those DIY shows.

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't want to see fake Sharleen Spiteri porn. Or real Sharleen Spiteri porn. Or Sharleen Spiteri at all.

11:03 AM  
Blogger ThwartedEfforts said...

I've had to Google every single celeb name on this page god damn you all

mnghfpb - the noise Beyonce's breasts make

11:15 AM  
Blogger Jawatron said...

Would, wouldnt, would if he shaved.

11:32 AM  
Blogger Matt said...

While Spiteri is clearly struggling with her hold, the guy next to her holds an impressive rigidity to his point. If he can sort out his smile, there may be a career for him in male holding/pointing.

11:33 AM  
Anonymous Edvard Munch said...

Nice one, Charleen. Now just hold that expression.

11:56 AM  
Blogger OldGhosts said...

oh no! my lunch!

12:15 PM  
Anonymous lurker8994773 said...

Beyonce is certainly having a much easier time holding things. Her body is so much more curvier that there's no point in pretending to align anything with her. A new special tangential category should be created for her, or maybe round thing holders.

On the other hand Spiteri is performing an amazing alignment with her eyebrows and nose few holders could perform with that facial expression.

She definitely swallows.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Mikey said...

If there is ever a 'round' thing holding discipline, people will invite fat birds, things'll start going wrong and before you know what's happening it'll just be Vanessa Feltz holding pasties.

Then probably end up eating them.

Maybe drooling a bit. Urgh.







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2:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know I wasn't looking at the....? what ever it was, she is holding.

4:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so the first picture is modern
and the second picture is from the 70s?

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