*Jingle* Promotional image of the weeeeek
It's for a vacuum cleaner. That's the woman who designed the vacuum cleaner. She doesn't look too pleased about being made to pose with it, but it was presumably in the contract she signed so she's only got herself to blame for this mess.
It is an Electrolux Ultrasilencer. They should've used capital letters and called it the Electrolux ULTRASILENCER. That makes a big difference.
It is an Electrolux Ultrasilencer. They should've used capital letters and called it the Electrolux ULTRASILENCER. That makes a big difference.
Labels: PROMOTIONAL IMAGERY
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Reasonable hold but very poor stance. She looks like she's holding in a particularly stiff shit.
1/10
(would, wouldn't)
well it works as looks like its shut her up.
overheard in the art department, "I am thinking white background, white floor, white machine. This way it will all look so clean."
Morons. Are they selling a rather sour old hag whose only real selling point is she fit in the jeans and that lone tassel of hair in her face?
Morons.
Suggested ad campaign:
"Shut the fuck up and do the hoovering"
It looks like any other standard cleaner to me, besides being whiter than a bus full of KKK's. If the idea is that its ultra quiet, it makes good sense to point that out somewhere in your ad. Maybe the hag should be holding a pair of ear defenders or something and grinning inanely at the thought of not having to wear them whilst hoovering. Electrolux, fire your marketing people FFS.
The problem here is that she's making the classic 'teapot' pose of the 60's. And we all know hoovering and tea are incompatible.
For some reason I would have expected the woman who invented the vacuum cleaner to be dead by now? Guess that wouldn't have made quite such a good photo.
She looks disgusted because she is keenly aware of her creation's sinister alternative use. Slap a red cross on the side, fit the spoon attachment and...Hey Presto! you have a D & C machine.
She can hear the minute screams of unborn lives within it's awful robotic womb-in-reverse. It's a soul hoover.
Dilatation and culletage. It sounds like something on the end of French menu, just under the alcoholic pastries and the absinthe eyedrops - on the back.
Please do not put absinthe into yours or anyone else's eyes. This is an abstract and fantastical representation of the French joie de vivre - not a recommendation from an expert. Eye/absinthe conjunctions are clearly madness and may result in blindness, or at least seeing everything in green for as long as you live.
SoulHoover is the working title of the next Suga Babes album. We'll have to think of something else now...
And she's wearing 'smart arse bitch' shoes. So don't mess with her. I bet she's a cold, cold Woman.
So they're "Smart Arse Bitch" shoes, are they?
Very similar to the ever popular "Tasteless Cow" and "Comfortable" / "Rug Muncher" ..
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