Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The Nokia 2135 features a "400-entry phonebook"

And that really is its best feature. It's the feature Nokia headlines with in the very first paragraph of the press release, the feature that sets this phone apart and means you shouldn't be ashamed of its embarrassingly low, not-ending-in-a-zero number designation.

Nokia 2135

Here are the other features, including a voice recording facility to help you remember "where the car is parked at the mall."

THE OTHER FEATURES:
"An integrated speakerphone allows the whole family to join in the conversation at once, while user-assignable ringtones can announce who is calling without ever picking up the phone. For keeping everyday life organized, a built in calendar means that birthdays and anniversaries are never forgotten, and a built-in voice recorder can store up to 60 seconds of audio notes at a time, providing an effortless way to be reminded of everything from picking up milk at the store to where the car is parked at the mall."

16 Comments:

Anonymous gaijintendo said...

We should make "Mall" a British swear word. You mall!

11:38 AM  
Blogger Nikomus said...

Completely unrelated, but does anyone know what happened to SFC? Where are Phorenzik and that Robosel/Mariomark character? I thought someone round here might know...

11:41 AM  
Blogger Jawatron said...

Phorenzik said he was leaving work and so SFC would be pointless. Or something.

The big girl.

11:43 AM  
Blogger OldGhosts said...

damn you Nokia! so just after I've got the dollars from www.sendakidneytonigeria.com (the cheque came through for considerably more than they said they would pay! those fools!)and I'm about to start "yo cars at the mall, ya'll, dot, com" they go and release this new wonderphone!

curses!!

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

I am pretty sure if you are toting this phone around, you can't afford a car, negating the whole "where did I park it" shenanigans.

lucky bastards.

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus. You can't get much more entry-level than that. How much is it, a tenner?

1:47 PM  
Anonymous madbloke said...

Nikomus - Phorenzik's boss found the blog, and sacked him.

He now witters occasional nonsense over at www.ohforfuckssake.com along with a selection of other angry fucktards.

2:27 PM  
Blogger Jawatron said...

Is that true? I thought he had another job. Infact i remember distinctly him saying he had a new job and was going to stop SFC.

2:45 PM  
Blogger Nikomus said...

I remember him saying that, but also that he didn't get the job he was thinking of, so it would go on a bit longer... It was just a bit strange, the blog disappearing , and I haven't seen him write any comments on here or UK:R.

Not that I'm stalking him.

...

I hope the guy is ok, maybe this is a blessing in disguise, finally getting him out of that shop. Thanks for the info madbloke.

3:50 PM  
Blogger niler said...

Is this a "retro" product? There not gonna outsell the iPhone with this model.

1:36 AM  
Blogger niler said...

"Worst New Phone Ever Made?"

1:50 AM  
Blogger Zoloft addict said...

I've been worried about the guys at SFC too, which says a lot about the quality of life I enjoy.

I think Phorenzik was married, so losing a job is a bad thing - no matter how much you hate it (you should have seen the look I got from my spouse when I threatened to quit mine).

If they're reading this, Godspeed you black emperors - or something more heartfelt and encouraging.

9:07 AM  
Anonymous madbloke said...

Apologies, Idiot, for turning this into a chat room. Phorenzik's message explaining what occured can be found here - http://delmorpha.com/stupidfuckingcustomers-the-official-statement-by-phorenzik.htm

Let that be the end of it - back to slagging off that shit phone, people...

oczauryy - How a scotsman with a somerset accent would apologise for wittering on about Phorenzik in someone else's blog.

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