BORING CHRISTMAS PRESENT LIST ENTRY #2: A massive SD card
Being aggressive consumers, it's impossible to buy a memory card. They're always cheaper tomorrow. Wait a week and you can get an extra few hundred MBs. Plus companies that sell them charge you £4.99 to post something the size and weight of a postage stamp. The whole memory card scene is a nightmare.

So let mum take care of it, even though having to demand the bigger, more expensive model feels like being rude.

So let mum take care of it, even though having to demand the bigger, more expensive model feels like being rude.






19 Comments:
Most boring comment ever: Try 7dayshop. They're good and cheap and stuff.
Hardly worthy of a comment compared to your usual contributions, Sponge Fringe. I guess you really did erase your memory :(
Too busy to write comments. Running from The Man.
This is genius... perhaps you can combine battery week with SD card week.
A massive SD card is only boring if it's empty.
I once bought an SD card off the internet which was filled with personal files and porn!
I lied. It was empty, and I put the porn on myself. I just didn't know what to type. I'm a compulsive liar. Help.
No way -I am a compulsive liar too.
No I'm not.
Wow, for a second there I thought Sponge Finge was competing on The Running Man, before I re-read the sentence and realised that Arnie films rarely have a basis in fact, no matter how much I want them to.
Oh, and I wouldn't recommend anyone buy one of these. 16Gb cards will cost less in a couple of weeks, might as well wait now.
The Running Man is real, Joe, but it's set in 2025, which is why you haven't seen it in real life yet.
Today I had my brain erased so I'm feeling a little groggy. I had written down some stuff beforehand, so I would be able to get started again, but I don't think it was enough.
For instance: I have several words which could be passwords here, but I don't know what they're for. I don't seem to have the key for the cellar and there's this woman who hangs around who I don't know anything about. She might be my girlfriend but I'm not sure how to find out.
Perhaps a good night's rest will help.
Does she moan all the time and watch I'm a celebrity like it's a world cup final? If you attemp suprise sex, does she punch you in the nads?
yes = your bird.
It's not as impressive as the 6gb microSDHC card I've got in my phone.
That's fucking tiny!
I've only half filled it with donkey porn though, should I fill the rest with dog porn or mp3's?
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my naughty latin maid -
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boob exam scam -
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hot campus teens -
housewife 1on1 -
housewife bangers -
huge boobs galore -
insane cock brothas -
just facials -
latin adultery -
little april -
little summer -
met art -
milf seeker -
milton twins -
more gonzo -
my first sex teacher -
my friends hot mom -
my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
my sisters hot friend -
naughty allie -
naughty america vip -
naughty bookworms -
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