Friday, November 30, 2007

China solves world energy crisis

24 AA batteries for £3! If they made cars or cookers that ran on AA batteries it'd be near limitless energy for minimal outlay.

POWERCELL: Infinite energy for £1

Super Extra Heavy Duty. You can't get heavier duty than that.

POWERCELL: Infinite energy for £1

And these ones were discounted to £1. Just to reiterate - that's 24 batteries for £1. Imagine the joy and excitement we felt as this was scanned in at the till, and the price really did come up as £1.

POWERCELL: Infinite energy for £1

Problem is, they don't work. A brand new pair wouldn't even get a digital camera to turn on in 'play' mode. They literally do not work at all. China! You have made a powerful new enemy today.

22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The walkman really looks dissapointed.

3:45 PM  
Blogger Jawatron said...

Says there they only work in 80's ghetto blasters, tazers, and depressed walkman.

Not wheelie bins.

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

Thats no tazer, it is the iPhone 2 that runs on AA batteries. China is so far ahead of the game its scary.

Hmmm. 80s batteries, clearance price, and then shock and despair that they don't work?

4:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you can't recharge them in a fire.

5:10 PM  
Blogger Anne Packrat said...

They look like the ones my mom bought at a flea market once. If you look closely you can see that there's no contacts at the bottom, so it's likely they're fake. Are they lighter then normal?

And is the Walkman sad because it's a Sony product?

6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the thing about 24-for-a-pound batteries is they work just about enough to be legally called "batteries". ie they'll probably power a remote control for about ten minutes if you don't use it very much. a digital camera is just taking the piss.

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

Oh, and what idiot is going to recharge them in a fire? That is just plain dumb.

7:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There should be a comma in there somewhere; they don't actually say that the batteries shouldn't be recharged in a fire, merely that they shouldn't be recharged in general. The icons/disclaimer and labelling on the cells are a rip-off of Panasonic batteries.

I reckon these are dry powdery zinc-carbon types that wouldn't have a hope in hell of powering a camera. You often see them included "free" with those one quid torches.

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Anonymous GLOL said...

Ha ha... been there, done exactly that! Shunned 4 Duracells @ £4.50 for 24 cheapies @ £3 in the local campsite shop to power a digital camera. Like you, first set wouldn't power, second set mustered about 3 seconds...

10:57 AM  
Anonymous ejvuphc said...

Bargain! Or maybe not. What is a bargain is the green and black 10xAA HW Max Super Heavy Duty batteries I bought for (I think) 2 euros (£1.43) from bargain shop Clas Ohlsen. I wasn't expecting them to work at all, but the torch they're powering hasn't gone dead after even six short uses!

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