Thursday, November 22, 2007

The magnetic self-loving charms of the Philips Aurea LCD range

She likes this one. She likes it a lot. It's unlikely a woman has ever liked a TV this much before. And if they have, it's been in secret and has never been captured on camera then put on the internet.

Philips Aurea LCD

The TV is looking on menacingly. God knows what it's doing to her with its stand.

Philips Aurea LCD

She either REALLY LIKES the TV, or she's about to lez-up with her own reflection. This is nonsense! Say what you like about the Koreans, but at least their product photography never strays into teenage boy lesbian fantasy world.

22 Comments:

Blogger cowbrain said...

Hey! That's not fair! I'm 25 and I have PLENTY of lesbian fantasies!

1:15 PM  
Blogger Pai Mei said...

I concur with above I am 24 and have plenty of lcd plus hot lesbian fantasies.

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Anonymous A lesbian said...

I'm a lesbian and I have teenage boy fantasies.

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your caption said something about an "LCD range" so I was expecting to see a liquid crystal cooktop, or maybe an oven that did high-definition browning. Though I guess that would be only slightly less weird.

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just think the cologen in her lips melted to the screen when she was giving it the old spit and shine.

And it's not all that uncommon, it happened to my Dad once

4:17 PM  
Anonymous cupof said...

Hey, my girlfriend just told me we need a new mirror. Philips always comes through.

4:49 PM  
Blogger shonky said...

I think 'range' is American for 'cooker'. And so Watson, I deduce that Anonymous[1] is, in fact, American.

5:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Range is American for prairie grassland. Hence the song "Home, home on the range..."

5:28 PM  
Blogger cowbrain said...

"I deduce that Anonymous[1] is, in fact, American."

So the second Anonymous, then? ;)

6:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

at last, a TV that my immigrant maid can grope and smear with saliva and still look like a model from a perfume ad!
i have to admit, this people KNOW their audience.

8:43 PM  
Blogger Foxy said...

Is anyone able to confirm if this TV offers resolution down to individual hairs?

10:12 PM  
Blogger cowbrain said...

I can't confirm it but it wouldn't make that much difference to me as I prefer my lesbians without hairs. Geddit? Eh? Eh? Eh?

=o(

8:30 AM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

Can anyone confirm whether the item in the lower left corner in the 2nd shot is just decoration or, in fact, a buttplug for the experienced user?

If she's sat on one of them no wonder she loves that telly so much.

10:07 AM  
Blogger Cunzy11 said...

I lways thought it was lezzing off rather than up.

12:11 PM  
Anonymous A lezzer said...

No it's definitely up. Lezzing off is when we're finished. It's the same as powering up and powering off. Good job you weren't one of the Ghostbusters.

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh...Well played Prof. Shonky. You've seen thru my ingenious disguise. But until this site implements better filtering it's going to continue to be read, and commented on, by us Yanks.

You don't seriously believe that the UK has cornered the market on idiots, do you?

Anonymous [1]

2:51 AM  
Anonymous SgtSalsa said...

Anonymous [1] is a fraud! That was quite funny, ergo he can't really be an American.

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2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I most certainly am an American. And I can prove it. Just listen.

YEEEeeeeeHAAaaaaaa!!!

I drive a Chevy pick up truck and I like my beer COLD. I eat cookies and potato chips, not biscuits and crisps. I don't own a gun but I could get one if I wanted. Maybe for Christmas. And bubble and squeak are noises my truck makes when it overheats. You can't get any more American than that!

Oh...and NASCAR is AWESOME!!!

Anonymous [1]

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