Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Robot with "soft hands and fingers"

Finally they're starting to understand what the real driving force behind the adoption of robots in the 21st century home will be. Ladylike hands and an arm that never gets tired.

Twendy one pumps per second

The hand-job robot is called Twendy one. It can pick up a loaf of bread without crushing it, so you can trust even the tenderest and most raw body part to its firm grip.

22 Comments:

Blogger gaijintendo said...

Finally! I hate getting breadcrumbs in my japseye!

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Blogger Sponge Finge said...

Which joker removed the label from the bottle? The one that clearly states 'replace cap before shoving up arse'?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

At last! W*nkbot 2000 cums (sic) to the market. Excellent spot.

..although the scary beady eyes would unnerve me; she'd (it is a female bot right?) have to be programmed to look away before the batter flew...

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Johnny-Five's turned into a bit of a porker in his old age. Wouldn't


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Anonymous GrayV said...

Don't suppose they have a cuter looking one do they? Maybe called "Fiv Teen"?

1:52 PM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

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3:03 PM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

Twendy? Did Jonathan Ross name it?

3:04 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

Wow, I hope they hurry up and invent a robot that can puke semi digested excrement into your mouth, then we can all be like those two lovely ladies in that video on that website that no-one will dare admit to having watched (and enjoyed).

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Anonymous Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells said...

Joe's got a point. I'm going to put on a face mask and some stockings and sit upside down in a bathtub until it's invented. God knows what will happen if they don't hurry up...

5:17 PM  
Blogger Jawatron said...

They should spend less time working on soft robotic hands and more time working on soft robotic tits.

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Blogger FuzzyPiggy said...

In every photo there's always the lead scientist/engineer lurking in the background. He wants his 15 mins of fame when he appears on every sad geek blog that day and he always has that look on his face that says "Shit, this thing has cost the R&D 40 million quid and please dear ( God, Budha, Allah, etc ), don't let it f**k up, fall over or tear the arms of some poor f**king kid in the front row, my wife's 4x4 won't pay for itself!"

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Blogger Jawatron said...

Why is is face's look censored?

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