Aggressively stalking women by mobile phone is now 100% LEGAL!
You hear this, Julie Cowling? What we did by handwritten letter in 1986 has now been made acceptable, thanks to mobile dating site ICE BRKR which is positively encouraging drunken sexual harassment.
(We are ignoring the fact that this is quite clearly a premium-rate TXT MSG scam opportunity designed to get the founders of ICE BRKR on the property ladder)
You get drunk. You text her something that seems funny, but, on reflection the next day, isn't particularly gentlemanly. She then tells all of her friends you are SCUM and you never get to have sex for free again. Then your mobile phone bill is £145 next month.
(We are ignoring the fact that this is quite clearly a premium-rate TXT MSG scam opportunity designed to get the founders of ICE BRKR on the property ladder)
You get drunk. You text her something that seems funny, but, on reflection the next day, isn't particularly gentlemanly. She then tells all of her friends you are SCUM and you never get to have sex for free again. Then your mobile phone bill is £145 next month.
Item posted at 10:55 AM
24 Comments:
Hi Dizzy, I just love to watch you BLEED!
A few more beers Frenchie, then we can talk.
Bleed?
Strain against the clothes-line round your wrists, surely.
wwtvd -- what would television do?
HLP. AM IN CAR BOOT. TIED. CAN'T BREATHE. BATTERY ABOUT TO
Wow, dizzy, even though your battery died while still typing, you still somehow managed to send the message. That's some damn good technology.
Call me crazy, but instead of logging onto a mobile site, looking for that wretched hag who has used 100 photoshop filters on her photo to make herself look slightly less deformed, sending her some 'witty' remark through some ass-rapingly expensive premium rate text and finding out that she is actually seriously mentally retarded...
Couldn't you just go over and talk to her?
The only problem I spy is that women would need to actively WANT to sign up for this to be digi-stalked. Surely the technology is not so advanced it can pick up all women flesh within your own radius?
hpmjpv - the health of a magical pervert
@ Above comment:
Thanks Casanova, next you'll be telling me not to sniff the seat after she stands up screaming to run away from me.
It´s a bit egocentric to buy a phone with the camera in the front.
this sounds like a good stalking to cash ratio and i dont think the previous charges cross over to electronic stalking. i'll have to consult my PO.
"who really wants a live full-motion video close-up of some fucktard's ear?"
Sod the iPhone, where's my WASP T12 Speechtool?
RE: Where's my Wasp T12 speech tool.
They're keeping it Jackson. You'll just have to wait. Why not play a few rounds of Cock/Muff/Bumhole?
1.2.3. blurry pictures of a mobile.
Dear EDITORS
Thanks for talking about Ice Brkr. The humour is appreciated.
But seriously. Research by psychologists shows that females send off positive body language signals to the specific guys they fancy. Sadly guys don't understand complicated stuff like that. So it's the most confident guy who comes over to chat. And in many cases that is not the person she was interested in.
And regardless of how confident guys claim to be anecdotal evidence suggests that most have difficulty approaching someone they find attractive in a bar.
Ice Brkr may sound like a 'new' idea but if you think about it, it is the online dating ideas that are actually new. Ice Brkr actually takes us back to what humans have done for thousands of years. Instead of 'meeting' a disembodied person online, Ice Brkr relies on our innate ability to decide who we fancy just by looking at them. And then it helps us meet them to see if there is any chemistry - right there and then.
Granted, Ice Brkr may not be for everyone, but it addresses a real problem.
A cable TV channel recently did a nice 2 minute piece (aired on Valentines Day) explaining how Ice Brkr really works. Please take a look. It may change what you think.
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