DAILY-MAX: Batteries that keep on giving!
Long-time commenter and famed animal torture photo contributor Phorenzik is starring in a "network double-header" today, thanks to his submission of these Daily-max battery photos and the Sonic Air Freshener as featured over on UKR.
His new-found boredom is our gain.
"The batteries were running low in the bathroom scales, so I decided to change them. Imagine my excitement when I discovered a rare new species of battery - the Daily-max."
"They look a bit like cans of super-strength beer. The use-by date is December 2006 as well, but they lasted a whole year longer than that!"
"I'm convinced that they are the most powerful batteries in the known universe."
"Although, saying that, they weren't powerful enough to add an extra 'L' in the word 'Hello' (picture included). It's been a while since the last battery update and I really think the Daily-max deserves a mention."
His new-found boredom is our gain.
"The batteries were running low in the bathroom scales, so I decided to change them. Imagine my excitement when I discovered a rare new species of battery - the Daily-max."
"They look a bit like cans of super-strength beer. The use-by date is December 2006 as well, but they lasted a whole year longer than that!"
"I'm convinced that they are the most powerful batteries in the known universe."
"Although, saying that, they weren't powerful enough to add an extra 'L' in the word 'Hello' (picture included). It's been a while since the last battery update and I really think the Daily-max deserves a mention."
Item posted at 3:22 PM
15 Comments:
It's just like having my own blog. Except there's absolutely no chance of me getting the sack for this.
you're sacked for posting Chinese propaganda! we all know their batteries last no more than an idiot's wank...
unless PCR stands for
panda radar cache
or
pissed rabbi coalition
Cant someone find a job for Phorenzik that doesnt involve animals or customers but does involve strange members of the public?
If by "Keep on giving" you mean look like they are about to bust open and leak lead all over the inside of whatever you put them in, plus not being able to power anything for a reasonable amount of time... You are EXACTALLY RIGHT!
Phorenzik : what kind of megapixels did you use to capture the pure beauty of thos daily max?
(and by "capture the pure beauty" i don't mean it in the "smuggle little asians school girls to do educational videos" way)
That's it, back to batteries, the gays won't cybersex here now. A masterstroke.
Poor choice of words.
GoFo: I used my phone to take them as my Digital camera needed charging. It's a Nokia N95 so it would've been taken as a 5 megapixel shot. And, just in case you're excitedly wondering what setting I used...............wait for it..................Portrait mode!
Also, I reduced the size by 50% and cropped them afterwoods to make the email attatchment smaller. I didn't enhance them in Photoshop or anything. I only usually enhance the pictures I've taken of the woman next door in Photoshop, as they're usually taken in low-light conditions, from behind her bins.
why did you crop them?
too bad zorg use a shitty mail, because those batteries need 10000*50000... to be printed and to make huge posters....
could have been legendary..(like this blog i used to read about video game customers who were stupid...)
I'll be back with a new moaning blog soon. Probably. It won't be anywhere near as good, will only get 3 readers and will probably never get updated after the first couple of weeks.
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