Approximately 40-year-old EVEREADYs
Sorry. We seem to have inadvertently kicked off the battery mushroom cloud. Do two updates about batteries, then all the battery crackpots of the world get wind of it and start sending in their snaps.
And before you know it you're in the middle of BATTERY WEEK III and nobody reads the site any more.
"I'm guessing that they're probably about 40 years old. They were in the flash gun of an old a camera that a co-worker gave me, knowing that I'm always willing to take on another orphan."
"Of course I'd usually hope that the batteries were removed since they tend to leak and make a mess of things, but these were in nearly new condition."
"They even showed about .6 volt when I checked them. If they had leaked I suppose I could have tried to take them up on their warranty printed on the side of the batteries."
"Hope you find them of some interest. The more I look at them, I'm coming to the conclusion that they're definitely cooler than the camera is - Clay Blackburn."
From the ever-reliable Union Carbide, which only killed around 20,000 people in the chemical accident at its Bhopal pesticide factory in 1984.
Sorry, it's gone all serious. The end.
And before you know it you're in the middle of BATTERY WEEK III and nobody reads the site any more.
"I'm guessing that they're probably about 40 years old. They were in the flash gun of an old a camera that a co-worker gave me, knowing that I'm always willing to take on another orphan."
"Of course I'd usually hope that the batteries were removed since they tend to leak and make a mess of things, but these were in nearly new condition."
"They even showed about .6 volt when I checked them. If they had leaked I suppose I could have tried to take them up on their warranty printed on the side of the batteries."
"Hope you find them of some interest. The more I look at them, I'm coming to the conclusion that they're definitely cooler than the camera is - Clay Blackburn."
From the ever-reliable Union Carbide, which only killed around 20,000 people in the chemical accident at its Bhopal pesticide factory in 1984.
Sorry, it's gone all serious. The end.
Item posted at 4:14 PM
16 Comments:
Would it be deeply inappropriate to suggest that the accident was triggered by a factory worker seeing what would happen if you attempted to recharge a non-rechargeable battery?
Or perhaps someone licked one of the really large batteries???
BILF.
You can't F a B.
You could possibly get F-ed by a B, if you inserted it, though.
The square ones would hurt on the way in, but the internal tingling might be nice. Not that I'm considering trying it. Tonight. With the one from the smoke alarm in the hall.
Button cells are the way forwards for easy insertion.
You could fit 5 or six cells under your foreskin, positives against the glans, and wear them all day at work.
stxube - Precontaminated lube, slipped back onto the shelf in Superdrug
haha I got brilliant google ads for this:
4 lots of "Looking For the Perfect Boyfriend. Over 1000 New Members Every Week!" or similar (they do know this is an almost exclusively male audience, and as far as I know not a hotspot for gays)
and to compliment the genius of the last post:
"We Can Help! How to Make a Claim After an Accident at Work"
ocbmahc - a coat made of rolling papers
Glad you found these battery pics at least suitable as filler material on a slow day. Though at first I was a little miffed that you decided to include my name with my comments. But I realized that you are probably right in your assumption that by this time there's likely not more than a dozen people visiting the site. And most of them are, hopefully, straight males and at least a continent away.
BILF.
Most jocular and succinct response in months. Or just a really strange verification word.
And as you can clearly see in the pictures, I do have two of these. Eat your hearts out!
oxobc - A rubber handled battery container for use in the kitchen
anonymous [1]
Truly beautiful photographs, I congratulate you on your wasted talent sir.
Meh...Just another starving artist trying to do my part to beautify the internet. Though I do kind of wish that I'd watermarked them now.
But thank you, just the same.
anonymous [1]
Would you have watermarked them "Anonymous" ?
What!???...So you could take credit for them??? I think not!
anonymous [1]
nine lives!
nine lives!
nine lives!
That BILF comment seriously caught me off guard.
I haven't laughed as loud as that in a while.
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