The "________" battery
A man found it while on the toilet. It has no name, just the basic legally-required advice to protect the manufacturer from being held liable if someone attempts to recharge it and gets killed.
"Found these in an AirWick automatic room freshening device whilst bored on the toilet last night. No indication of make or anything and devoid of any colour. Clearly very cheap? - Graham Lambert."
"Found these in an AirWick automatic room freshening device whilst bored on the toilet last night. No indication of make or anything and devoid of any colour. Clearly very cheap? - Graham Lambert."
Item posted at 12:17 PM
19 Comments:
So that's what Graham Lambert's been doing since the demise of the Inspiral Carpets.
Defecating.
Cheap, or extremely expensive fashion-type batteries?
I bet pop stars use these.
Let's hope nobody tried to recharge their pop stars.
Perhaps the battery is called "AA Alkaline LR6 AA CAUTION Charge Correctly +/- Do Not Recharge Respecter Les polarities...?"
Feminine.
It looks like a Jonathan Ives design. There's no way it can be cheap.
"So that's what Graham Lambert's been doing since the demise of the Inspiral Carpets."
Unless this Graham Lambert is the one who used to teach maths and PE at my High School on the Isle of Wight. Dismantling electrical goods while on the loo seems like an appropriate mix of mental stimulation and physical exertion for someone of his qualifications.
Why would you want to put that legally-required advice to protect you, the manufacturer, when nobody knows you are in fact the manufacurer ?
Looks like one of the [NO LOGO] products to me, i.e. expensive, fashionable, minimalist and not very good
they look so very lifestyle, almost like apple mac batteries
I used to work at Habitat, so I know perfectly well what the discerning minimalist is looking for, and these batteries are it!
Sleek lines, devoid of any kind of character, these batteries would sell for upwards of £9 a piece to your everyday city cunt, to power his portable nose hair clippers which he keeps in the glove box of his silver BMW 316, which for some reason he's festooned with M badges and M spec alloys. He earns 27 grand and thinks he's rich, he looks down on people who don't wear a suit to have a shite. He's a complete prick.
That's who would buy these batteries.
Tell you what, I definitely have not had a really bad day, surrounded by office boys with their hydraulic hair and piss poor imitation diamond cufflinks. Fuck off.
If Apple made batteries...
Bored on the loo?
I suggest more fibre...
LOOUUUDD NOISES
off white, minimal instructions...
It's the Apple iBattery. Guaranteed to be obsolete in six months and require replacing.
Small batches may occasionally catch fire.
Believe me, if they were Apple batteries, you couldn't replace them.
ewatdzd - The last words of someone whose casserole exploded into his face.
Wow. There is actually something genuinely interesting about batteries. I'm shocked.
I bet I could find these in PoundLand...
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