Have a TERRIFYING new year with Philips
2008 - the year Philips will arrange to have a small child sneak up on you from behind and tear your eyes out.
This shows a shocking lack of foresight. Generating eyeless children today will massively reduce the sales potential of Philips' TVs a couple of decades from now.
Getting your eyes ripped out is a slightly better gift than a Bravia, but still not on the first page of our "Things To Do in 2008" list.
THE THINGS TO DO IN 2008 LIST:
This shows a shocking lack of foresight. Generating eyeless children today will massively reduce the sales potential of Philips' TVs a couple of decades from now.
Getting your eyes ripped out is a slightly better gift than a Bravia, but still not on the first page of our "Things To Do in 2008" list.
THE THINGS TO DO IN 2008 LIST:
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Could turn out to be a blessing in disguise - with no eyes she'll no longer be able to look in a mirror and realise she's fuck ugly.
Not only has he pinched her eyes out, he's given her a touch of down syndrome to boot.
I like the way he's ripped out her frond teeth and put them in his own mouth. That's what I like.
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Isn't that the aphex twin, "come to daddy" cover?
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