Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Welcome to the GLAMOROUS and EXCITING world of Bluetooth headsets!

Bluetooth headsets are no longer the preserve of aggressive double glazing salesmen called Neil, or a cheap Christmas present for dad. It is now "OK" for women to be seen wearing them, thanks to Sony Ericsson deciding to start doing them in some colours.

Sony Ericsson HBH-PV712 Style Edition Bluetooth SEX MACHINE

It's an HBH-PV712 Bluetooth headset. Only to make women like it more, Sony Ericsson has called this one the HBH-PV712 "Style Edition" because women are into fashion these days thanks to Sex and the City always going on about designer shoes.

Sony Ericsson HBH-PV712 Style Edition Bluetooth SEX MACHINE

Style Edition means "comes in a colour other than silver/black or black/silver."

Sony Ericsson HBH-PV712 Style Edition Bluetooth SEX MACHINE

The photographer eventually convinced her to take her top off, probably by promising to let her keep the headset and lying about how much it would go for on eBay.

Sony Ericsson HBH-PV712 Style Edition Bluetooth SEX MACHINE

This one's nice. She looks like a cheaper, sluttier version of Lucy Liu. No wait, that didn't work out very well last time.

Sony Ericsson HBH-PV712 Style Edition Bluetooth SEX MACHINE

They have totally been empowered and set free by technology.

6 Comments:

Blogger gaijintendo said...

I am not a fan of that advertising thing "I SHAPE Sony Ericsson".

3:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When dangling the earpiece from a necklace it should be kept inside the top of the dress to warm it up.

You can't be too careful in cold weather.

4:22 PM  
Blogger Sponge Finge said...

Those things are only worn by twats. Speaking of which, it's time for blogging!

Things I learned today while at the 2008 Olympics:

Luigi is good at table tennis.

Mario is crap at swimming.

I am better than all Nintendo's characters, because I beat them all. Admittedly it was in the beginner events.

Also today I learned that if you leave a full glass of ginger cordial next to the toilet and forget about it, Mrs Finge will accuse you of leaving a glass of piss by the toilet. To piss in a glass when there's a perfectly serviceable toilet seems like the sort of thing only Idiot would do.

Oh yes and my work day was ruined because some fuckwit turned down the heating in the office after I'd turned it up and I sat around for hours in my coat thinking the heating was crap, when it was just doing what it was told.

I'm fairly sure who it was and will be exacting revenge very soon after I get proof. Suggestions welcome.

10:40 PM  
Anonymous capuchin said...

Piss disguised as ginger cordial.
Tell him it's new wenge flavoured coke.

I assume it's a him as the ladies are more likely to complain about the cold.

1:20 AM  
Blogger HoStViRuS said...

Sony is using the 1984 Polariod Camera to do their lifestyle shoots. And scanning them in with a HP dcp100 Printer Copier Scanner. Grainy is the new gloss.

11:20 PM  
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