Thursday, February 21, 2008

The amazing handsfree Nubrella

Can't wait to see Gemma Atkinson promoting one of these when it launches in the UK. We're thinking bikini, heels, poolside, buckets of water and something like a Canon EOS 1Ds Mark III to ensure the event is recorded in the mexapixellage it deserves.

Nu-ber-ella, ella, ella, eh? EH? EH?

They have a totally Web 2.0 site to promote it as well. So it's definitely not a joke, as you're not allowed to register internet names for anything that's pretend.

Heyyyyyy!

Sadly the only other promotional photos of it involve Fonzy off Happy Days.

NUBRELLA: Because YOU didn't even consider it

Yeah, awesome, although perhaps creating a cheap and sustainable water filtration system for Africa and the Asian sub-continent ought to be a bit higher up your invention priority lists. If you're asking for ideas.

33 Comments:

Anonymous Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells said...

The world of Bukkake may never recover

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10:26 AM  
Blogger John said...

NUBrella? As in, "noob" rella? Are they trying to say that those products are for n00bs who couldn't possibly use a regular umbrella?

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surely for bukkake a Cumbrella (TM) is the model of choice?

snnzc - the noise you make when your Nubrella spontaneously collapses while you're wanking in a field

11:54 AM  
Blogger Vinylrichie said...

Is this some sort of portable isolation tank for those with 'lifestyles' that include having a tropical disease? Or is it just for tw*ts?

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells said...

Isn't Cumberella an adult panto?

12:11 PM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

nubrella?

Knobrella more like!

Do they do tinted ones for shy /ugly people?

If so I'll take one.

12:39 PM  
Blogger Badben said...

I'm definately going to get two of these beauties, one for the wife and one for me. We'll look SO DAMNED HOT walking down the high street together, heck, I can't wait

A right couple of transpartent tits, we'll be.

vhamlp - slamming Dracula's bits in a fridge door

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So this is clearly for cunts that tink they are so busy that they can't possibly use one WHOLE HAND to support an umbrella...

"Yeah Steve I'm under my 'brella, might get cut off. Steve? Steve? Steve? Steve?"

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Gonuts McDie said...

What you don't know (but I do) is that these 'nubrellas' weren't invented at all, but in actual fact were recovered from a UFO crash site containing the remains of giant alien astronauts.

These are simply the visors from the alien spacesuits, and those that wear them... are cunts.

jrxnw - the planet where the alien technology originated from. Mental.

2:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be the first one on your block to look like a dork. Does it keep the aliens from reading your mind too! This will keep me laughing all day long, maybe all week!

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Rihanna said...

I am not fucking happy

4:34 PM  
Blogger shonky said...

I tell you what... I think they may be on to something! Sure, the design needs tweaking slightly. Maybe make it a bit smaller, maybe add an opening at the front so that you can breathe and talk to people. You could even attach it to a coat and put a bit of fur around the face opening. You could call it something cool like a "hood".

Twats.

6:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dunno, that model is pretty hot, fire the load into the facial area and wipe cl....I've gone too far, I'll get me coat...

6:51 PM  
Blogger chongox said...

Actualy it's a rip off from "the cone of silence" from GET SMART.

pd: I'll will wait for a revamped TOTAL HANDS FREE experience, and buy the version 2.0 with supported Bluetooth headset and backpack instead!

7:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and an ipod dock!

7:56 PM  
Anonymous darkside said...

Great. Just fuckin' great.

Now all my coats with hoods are instantly obsolete.

Not happy :(

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

needs a little propeller on the top

9:32 PM  
Blogger phl said...

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10:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you'll look even more of a twat with what looks like a bent unbrella when folded up. Is there a Handle on one side like a traditional unbrella has, if so, it'd look like a huge transparent pan on your head ... goddamm twats, surely these aren't for real, there are just too many design flaws.

If passing others in a conjested area you can lift up a traditional unbrella to miss another persons. With these, you're going have to negatiate passing either shorter or taller people than yourself otherwise it'd be gridlock with with everyones Nubrellas wedged against each others.

Hey, what the fuck am I thinking about these so much, I've got a car and never use an unbrella anyway, shit, it's about 10 steps to the door from the parking space at work and visiting shops, well thats what the internet's for!

xfahplp - the noise those twattin' Nubrellas make when they fold up with you head inside.

1:59 AM  
Blogger Krisppy Boy said...

So your bubble fogs up, CO2 builds up till you pass out, and you get mistaken for an alien and shot by a freaked out cop. Yeah I got to have one of those POS toys. Maybe if your cell phone explodes from some off brand battery over heating it will contain the blast.

2:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The photo of the man on the phone looks dangerous. If only there was some way to shield one's head from microwave radiation.

3:47 PM  
Blogger DMack said...

Hurry, Mister Bubbles!

2:34 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Put 4 wheels on it and an handle and you would have a shopping trolley or a pram, or just put an handle across the middle and go on dragons den and ask for 50 grand then fuck off an buy a decent car and you won't need a fkin Umberella

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