Thursday, February 28, 2008

Incredibly cheap electrical item proven to be DEATH RISK again

Who would've thought that a kettle costing only £9.94 might have a "manufacturing fault which may lead to scalding"?

TESCO DEATH TRAP KETTLE SHOCK

Again, it's not that big a deal, as who really cares if a few students and poor people lose the use of and feeling in a couple of their fingers?

23 Comments:

Anonymous GrayV said...

All worryingly vague isn't it? I want details. How does it scold people? Where does it scold people? Does the bottom drop off so that boiling water falls onto your spongebob slippers or does the handle break off reverse-pouring seething agony onto your genitalia which was lazily peeking out of your dressing gown in the morning?

Do they have any videos of the scolding actually occuring? If so they could cut the cost of the recall by sending them all in to Harry Hill.

3:42 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

*scald, scalding, etc...

3:59 PM  
OpenID eviltwin said...

I would love to see videos of it scolding people. And scalding them as punishment for whatever this strict, plastic disciplinarian was forced to scold them for in the first place.

bgmss - big mess.

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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I like this. Is it possible to click more than one link at the same time? "Chemical Burn Toys for Kids".

Sometimes, only sometimes the word / content recognition routines of Google put shame to the term "AdSENSE".

"dstdox" - Dust... Documents? Distributing Documents? Of what?

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4:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Customers who have brought...

BROUGHT??? AARRGGGHH. You mean bought, you stupid illiterate shit peddling monkeys.

4:26 PM  
Blogger darren said...

I wonder how many idiots will scald themselves turning the kettle upside down to check the batch number?

4:30 PM  
OpenID kraftymiles said...

(Posted from the burns unit)

I own one of these that is now winging it's way back from where I brought it (sic)

4:53 PM  
Blogger Enn said...

I love how it tells Tesco to apologize at the end.

Or is that just the scolding kettle getting a word in?

10:05 PM  
Blogger Jawatron said...

What the fuck do you expect for that price. Im surprised it doesnt give you cancer as well.

10:10 PM  
Blogger Billy said...

I actually have that kettle. But I'm a skanky student.

11:54 PM  
Blogger John said...

Tesco, apologise the poor souls who couldn't affort a real kettle.

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cant all kettles scold people??
maybe there should be a nationwide recall of Kettles?!

1:54 PM  
Blogger Joff said...

Billy - just think, your life could have been at risk had you not read this post.

Idiot Toys has saved your life!

Now deny all knowledge of reading the recall, douse yourself in boiling water and get ringing the accident helplines.

I've kept myself a mobile phone charger, an Xbox power cable and a Dell laptop battery - all plugged in 24/7 in the hope of cashing in with some kind of triple inferno accumulator bet.

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much should a kettle cost then? it's function is to hold water and then heat it up, haven't we been holding stuff and heating it up for a few thousand years now?

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