Monday, February 25, 2008

Looks like the Eee PC's launching somewhere else

Although the facts behind this photo aren't anything like as important as the photograph itself, which is a very rare 'head to toe' shot.

'She smells nicer than mummy'

Those shoes are totally unnecessary, unless she's just come from the filming of Laptop Lovelies Vol. 12.

ATTACK OF THE CYBERCHILDREN

When she said she'd bring a friend along this isn't quite what we had in mind.

'She feels nicer than mummy'

He was scared to begin with, but is now starting to enjoy it. Which, coincidentally, would also be the official Idiot Toys review of using Eee PC's Linux OS.

22 Comments:

Blogger gaijintendo said...

I hope the girl in photo 2 will get her headphone wearing together for the Mother and Me Holding Championships this summer. That's shocking. Can she even hear anything?

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Alternate said...

I have more photos of that model saved to my hard drive than of my girlfriend :(

12:37 PM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

I have more photos of Alternate's girlfriend saved to my hard drive than of that model :)

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hang on a sec! The little bastard in pic 3 has installed XP on it!

Fucking script kiddies!

1:46 PM  
Blogger Halverde said...

Would x 1,000

vlackgwp - The sound of us trying to peel our genitals apart after the 1,000th time

2:47 PM  
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2:49 PM  
Blogger Crispy Floyd said...

I think someone has actually installed the initial release build of XP into the brain of the child in pic 2. Digging that pre-frontal cortex crash, she is.

4:06 PM  
Blogger doktorschadenfreude said...

I'm sure I've seen the third model before somewhere...

http://b.imagehost.org/view/0156/Catfood.jpg

Hrm, that child may be in danger.

5:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What good is a 'head to toe' shot with no arse in it ?

8:28 PM  
Anonymous zaxswyre said...

Thats not just any copy of XP its a pirated copy. And the girl in picture 2 is pretending that the headphone drivers work.

4:40 AM  
Blogger lmaonoob said...

Picture 3:

"smile for the camera!"
:(
"Smile for some haribo?"
:(
"oh for FFS!"
*model moves hand*
"BINGO!"

9:29 AM  
Blogger Lebowski said...

"Rock solid. Heart touching."

Appropriate slogan in this case methinks.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice shoes, ugly feet. What a waste.

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