Friday, February 22, 2008

UPDATE: Hi-res version acquired

Just in case you were admiring the quality and stress levels of the knitwear on #1, here's a version you can click on to make "it" go massive:

LG: Providing hi-res versions for our entertainment

Actual-sized hands!

24 Comments:

Anonymous Idiot said...

BTW, who put "wenge" on Wikipedia?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wenge_(colour)

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells said...

They've got hands?

5:39 PM  
Anonymous herbert said...

Come on, own up. Who spunked in her eye?

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's still doped up on morphine from having her arm amputated just before the photoshoot

7:23 PM  
Blogger Crispy Floyd said...

Let's hear it for Wenge. I think when the debacle originally hit, someone tried to slap up a Wiki, but it got shot down by non-progressive types. Kudos to whoever for their belated victory through.

*plzugh* - the mix of pubes and toothpaste that blocks up the sink

11:39 AM  
Blogger Nikomus said...

I'm afraid that was me with the wenge article. I'm sure I said I'd done it on here, but no one read my comment.

I put far too much effort into it. If you don't make it look like anything other than a legitimate entry it gets removed in minutes. The bastards still put a "your article is crap" tag on it though :-(

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what's the big deal about clicking on the picture and making their hands appear at actual size on your monitor? I mean, why would you care if their hands were actual si...OH DEAR LORD!!!

Never mind. Now I understand why you're all so interested in cheap, disposable laptop computers.

anonymous [1]

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of their clocks is wrong.

7:31 PM  
Blogger bilal said...

Those damn Wiki wankers :(

I don't see how it needs a cleanup, it's hardly messy.

Been poking around the history section for it.

I particularly like this entry:

16:28, 1 October 2007 79.73.225.234 (Talk) (empty) (←Blanked the page) (undo)

And then the ever-helpful 'ClueBot' proceeded to revert 'possible vandalism'. Also a 'SmackBot' popped in earlier to have a look around.

I reckon whoever blanked the page is actually a real Wikipedia member but didn't want to get traced.

The fool obviously didn't try hard enough, though, as I managed very successfully to type 'ping 79.73.225.234' in the Run dialogue box.

It didn't actually return any results, but I'm sure it caused a few beads of sweat to drip down his forehead (I'm pretty sure he's a he) when his router registered an echo request from an unknown source.

Little twat.

Oh, and anyone stumbling onto the page may end up wrongfully pronouncing it 'wen-gay' instead of whenj

9:37 PM  
Blogger Nikomus said...

Yeah, I wasn't pretentious enough to add pronunciation tips. Sorry about that Wikipedia. Good job someone else was though!

Oh, and nice work Bilal, you're much more technically equipped to fight the power than I am! You should take it to them, ping their nodes and whatnot some more!

12:25 AM  
Anonymous Ben said...

Why is no one talking about the chests!??? Droollllllll.....

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fitted wardrobe in by bedroom is wenge coloured. The wardrobe fitter / salesman guy pronounced it "when gee".

Surely, the official pronounciation from the wood page on Wikipedia, "when gay" sounds more blatantly dodgy than "whenge".

I suppose it boils down to what's funnier, though, teh gheyness or words that sound like they should be euphemisms for fanny.

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