Friday, February 15, 2008

What's Gemma Atkinson promoting this week?

Tits or bras or Guinness?

Tits or Guinness?

Tits.

Tits or Guinness?

No, bras!

Tits or Guinness?

No, Guinness!

Tits or Guinness?

Definitely Guinness.

Tits or Guinness?

Lip waxing?

Tits or Guinness?

Google! She's promoting Google via a necklace!

Tits or Guinness?

Or maybe tits and a new kind of bra AND Guinness? A bra made by Guinness?

Tits or Guinness?

Lipstick? Lipstick that stays on even when you drink Guinness?

Tits or Guinness?

Could be anything.

Tits or Guinness?

Or maybe this weekend is National Pull Yourself A Drunken Trollop Weekend?

32 Comments:

Anonymous James said...

Can I commend you on your professional coverage - you've got all angles covered!

(Phwoar, etc)

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Professional cleavage coverage.

4:43 PM  
Blogger Tony said...

I see no need to cover the cleavage.

4:49 PM  
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5:04 PM  
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Blogger shonky said...

I wonder if I could get a job like that. Going to the pub with my balls all polished and grinning out each side of my speedos.

I'll email Guinness right away!

5:39 PM  
Anonymous ds77 said...

the beer looks photoshopped....hang on, so do her hairy arm and massive man-hands....anyone else notice that?

7:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>I wonder if I could get a job like that. Going to the pub with my balls all polished and grinning out each side of my speedos.

Don't be stupid. Balls are primary sex characteristics, tits are secondary. It's an entirely different thing.

10:04 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

I love the way that her hip-flab is pushing out between her clothes.

Ahem, sorry, I don't love the way that her hip-flab is pushing out between her clothes.

Got that wrong for a second.

11:28 PM  
Blogger cowbrain said...

@GravY

Although I don't particularly like Gemma Atkinson I would hardly say she had "hip flab".

I'm sick and tired of the stereotypical anorexic template that we're fed nowadays. Personally, I much prefer curves. The absolute instance I see ribs it turns me off so much I want to vomit.

Oh, and by curves I don't mean incredibly skinny birds who've had boob jobs (I happen to HATE boob jobs too) I mean genuinely curvy women.

11:44 PM  
Blogger John S. said...

I don't know what she is selling but I want two big ones. More then a hand full is a good start in my book

11:50 PM  
Blogger mrplow said...

is that actually a top?
what a glorious age we live in.

3:52 AM  
Anonymous Idiot said...

I'm glad "cowbrain" noticed the meaning behind this post - encouraging women to disregard traditional body image sterotypes and embrace their natural curves.

And if a few more go out to the pub in pink corsets because of this, it'll all have been worth it.

10:31 AM  
Anonymous herbert said...

Sorry to shatter any illusions you may have but there's nothing 'natural' about Gemma's curves.

This is why she's now fallen behind Debbie McGee and Wincy Willis in my pecking order.

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was an excellent post, Idiot. Seeing those pictures awakened in me a desire to have a pint of Guinness. So I did, and it was jolly nice.

6:36 PM  
Anonymous winter said...

She's drinking that pint before it's settled.

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're like Stonehenge. I don't know or care how they were created, it's just nice that they exist.

11:39 AM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

I don't like anorexic women as much as the next man doesn't like Keira.

But Gemma is moving in a certain direction and I'm not gonna be the overweight, over facial-haired guy sat on one third of a three-seater thinking "didn't she used to be really cute?"

And for that reason only I'm not going to pull Gemma Atkinson.

12:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frank Zappa was right titties and beer, what else do you need for entertainment. A round of tits and beer for everyone!

3:27 AM  
Blogger FuzzyPiggy said...

When you spend an evening in a pub, dressed only in cleavage enhancing pink basque, I don't think anyone gives two fucks what your selling, your gonna shift a lot of them! I tell you the looks I got last time I did it! I would have sold more, but the coppers turned and that was that sales opportunity ruined.

4:58 AM  
Blogger munificent said...

Gemma Atkinson is not that good looking. She's got big melons, and that's it.

10:59 AM  
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Who needs more than that?

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