Monday, March 10, 2008

"...and then there's the ACME"

You can't do this! You can't go sending us a photo of your batteries, then, casually, at the end, mention the BEST ONE in a throwaway fashion. It's torturous. Please send more photos of the ACME, it looks fantastic - and is called ACME.

ACME! ACME!

"Attached is a picture of two Australian batteries and two other batteries. New leader is pretty lame, not sure why I included it but in its defence it does have leaves on it. Incidentally, those leaves in the background belong to a palm tree (my favourite kind) and a gum tree (ugly, oppressive).

"Conopower has almost nothing going for it but tries to appeal to our national pride or something. Pathetic, really. I found Wincell sunbathing at the beach during summer. It originally had a red stripe but it got bleached to green and gold; colours of great cultural significance. All in all a true blue battery (ie. vulgar, sexist, racist).

"And then there's the ACME."

6 Comments:

Anonymous Wile E. Coyote said...

"Ha ha! I'll get you now, Road Runner! Just as soon as I put this cheap zinc/carbon battery in my Road Runner LASER and..."

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Blogger Sponge Finge said...

Idiot only buys Duracell Mega Ultra Plus now that he's fat on ad revenue.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah I knew the ACME would steal the limelight from the honest, hard working AAAs. Look at it lying there lika a bloated abomination.
It says "woolworths limited" on the + side of it, and made in china on the -,just in case you where wondering.

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