Thursday, March 13, 2008

The distance between us and them

It's four feet. Minimum. Or, for our European friends, 122 centimetres. Never cross the line, or the personal rape alarms get deployed even if you're just moving in to shake hands and there are loads of other people around.

International boundary confirmed

US - grey, misshapen, distressed, taking a photo.

THEM - pink, upright, alert, holding a pamphlet.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Fender Fan said...

Wow, his lens has a built in cup holder. I want one.

qdtylu - The sound brewers made when the heard the budget yesterday.

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

would but i would pull out and leave my load in his cup holder

1:53 PM  
Anonymous SBP said...

All women will look like that in 25 years time once genetic engineering takes off. You'll just have to import them from places like Venezuela where genetic engineering hot bitches isn't illegal.

2:23 PM  
OpenID stopsatgreen said...

That could well be a he-she.

2:49 PM  
OpenID kraftymiles said...

Would care to be honest

3:26 PM  

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