Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Yes! Turn your iPhone into a DJ turntable!

Awesome! You could totally rock the party and keep the joint jumpin' with just your iPhone! Imagine scratching over the top of your MP3 collection! Any social gathering would be instantly transformed into a kicking party - with YOU at the epicentre!

'When the MixMeister Scratch doth appear, so humanity shall be blitzed into HELL'

It's the MixMeister Scratch. It's not available yet. When it does become available, you will feel a chill. It will be as if a billion souls all cried out at once, then disappeared.

20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Star Wars quote? I thought you bloody hated star wars!

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This sort of thing makes me yearn for the days of cassettes again. Even cassette singles. Maybe.

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells said...

I can't wait for the first time I board a bus or train with one of these things in the hands of a young hooded passenger. What fun we'll have!





cunts

5:46 PM  
Anonymous DJ Nuff respeck said...

Wicked! I is gottin me tunes lined up already, innit.

5:47 PM  
Blogger shonky said...

Come off it, Apple products are not for the hoodie wearers.

In fact that's probably one reason why they are so popular... it's a polite way of saying "I'm not in the low income bracket".

Whoops, I've gone all "social commentary".

6:15 PM  
Anonymous Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells said...

shonky. It's only an extremely violent mugging away. Serves Apple users right

6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The quote is indeed from SW, yet refers to Germans as the 'empire' is really the German army since Spielberg put his impression of fascism into a SciFi movie.

So when reading 'meister', which is German too, immediately fascism and the holocaust came to the mind of the article's author. That's the connection.

9:22 PM  
Anonymous petty_nerd said...

lucas not speilberg

2:41 AM  
Anonymous Very sad man said...

It's Star Wars quoted badly. Ben Kenobi actually said:

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

3:00 AM  
Blogger Lee said...

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7:59 AM  
Anonymous herbert said...

Enough of the Star Wars pedantry, lets get back to the product.

It looks turd.

I hope Mixmeister are proud of this technological terror they've constructed.

8:01 AM  
Blogger Mare Tino said...

Can't wait for the life-style photograph for this product.

Impromptu break dancing everywhere.

9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My house-mate would breakdance through fire to get his grubby little paws on something like this. He's like lifestyle photography condensed into one person. To infuriate me further, he'd then say that's it's not sad because he's being 'ironic'.

I hate him so.

10:28 AM  
OpenID kraftymiles said...

"cassette singles"?

Cassingles, surely

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This abomination foreseen in Nathan Barley.

7:47 PM  
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