***ALL BLOGS EMERGENCY UPDATE! ALL BLOGS EMERGENCY UPDATE! ALL BLOGS EMERGENCY UPDATE!***
SEGA MEGA POWER batteries! Please alert all corners of the internet. We must have these. Dead or alive. Corroded or as-new. Cash waiting. As much cash as you want. Even sex. Any kind of sex. Our ear holes are your ear holes. Jizz on our feet. ANYTHING.
"These could have been the sole batteries to bring the energy life of the Game Gear in line with that of the Game Boy and thus win the handheld battle and change the history of SEGA."
"Who knows, it could have led to complete domination and we'd be sat here playing Dreamcast 2 by now. Unfortunately, it appears as though they were made for SEGA by Sony, so I imagine they tended to explode and production was ceased. Shame. Cheers, Brynaldo."
CASH WAITING
Some of these must still exist, even if they're a barely recognisable green mess in your Game Gear.
"These could have been the sole batteries to bring the energy life of the Game Gear in line with that of the Game Boy and thus win the handheld battle and change the history of SEGA."
"Who knows, it could have led to complete domination and we'd be sat here playing Dreamcast 2 by now. Unfortunately, it appears as though they were made for SEGA by Sony, so I imagine they tended to explode and production was ceased. Shame. Cheers, Brynaldo."
CASH WAITING
Some of these must still exist, even if they're a barely recognisable green mess in your Game Gear.
Item posted at 2:30 PM
9 Comments:
Surely this is the pinnacle of battery updates and we can all get on with our fucking lives now?
Find me a pair of SEGA's, Matt, and I'll never mention the b-word again.
"Do myself a favour, plug a SEGA into myself", as the famed ad campaign went.
At last I can contribute with something useful: an accurate translation. Although it may dissapoint you monolingual people who dreamed of the ultimate copy ad:
Ecological Batteries:
In a time when Earth complains about the harm inflicted by men, Sega launches its longlife & high power alcalin batteries. They don't pollute because their dried electrolyte doesn't contain cadmium nor mercury. They're bundled in six unit packs, precisely the exact number of batteries needed for this house portable game system, the Game Gear .
Besides, I can confirm that is true spanish, not the one spoken overseas. Any funny misspell should be attributed to me, not to another foreigner struggling with his non-native tongue.
It's "ALKALINE". God you're stupid. Are all Spanish people as stupid as you?
Well, no. I'm in the white-collar borderlines. Next year I'll be promoted and they'll let me handle the coffee machine! Spresso functions included!
Right now, we rank according to this castes (high to low):
- Matadores
- Proven roman lineage
- Literated
- People able to afford 3 meals a day
- Borderline journos (that's me!!!)
- Dung smugglers
- Tourists aka E.B.C.D (Easy blighty cum dumpsters)
- Actressess into theater that don't want to be typecasted.
- EBCD brothers/bfs (it was hard for us to tell the chavs apart, but that much inbreeding has made it impossible, sorry).
- Casual gamers
Excuse my poor language skills, please!
:) lol
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FUCKING LEGENDARY!!!!
I'm confused... Am I an easy blighty cum dumpster or a broth1er/boyfriend? Or does your comment on inbreeding imply that I'm actually both?
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