An exceedingly BIG FUCKING PHONE
Sorry about the swearing in the headline, there. Hope that didn't cause you any inconvenience or embarrassment. Only it's a bit hard to contain yourself when faced with what can only be described as a BIG FUCKING PHONE.
Here's reader "The Rat" debuting the Idiot Toys BIG FUCKING PHONE series.
"How about a new section on who's got the biggest, oldest and most incredibly heavy mobile phone? I found this big boy years ago whilst working for a company fitting mobile car kits, back in the days when a phone in your car meant that you very clearly owned a helicopter."
"It's a MAXON model unknown, and due to laziness I can't be bothered to source any info on it, but as you can see, it's almost as big as my fridge, and much much bigger than bananas."
"Also in an unrelated issue, did you know that Idiot Toys is blocked by the Chelmsford College admin team under the heading 'PORN'? Please write to them and clarify this error as I need the relief of your inane trivia to make me forget I'm attending sixth form college at the age of 29 - The Rat."
IDIOT TOYS PLAN OF ACTION "GOING FORWARDS"
Here's reader "The Rat" debuting the Idiot Toys BIG FUCKING PHONE series.
"How about a new section on who's got the biggest, oldest and most incredibly heavy mobile phone? I found this big boy years ago whilst working for a company fitting mobile car kits, back in the days when a phone in your car meant that you very clearly owned a helicopter."
"It's a MAXON model unknown, and due to laziness I can't be bothered to source any info on it, but as you can see, it's almost as big as my fridge, and much much bigger than bananas."
"Also in an unrelated issue, did you know that Idiot Toys is blocked by the Chelmsford College admin team under the heading 'PORN'? Please write to them and clarify this error as I need the relief of your inane trivia to make me forget I'm attending sixth form college at the age of 29 - The Rat."
IDIOT TOYS PLAN OF ACTION "GOING FORWARDS"
2008-2011: batteries 2008-2009: remote controls 2009-2011: big phones 2012: Eternal sleep
Item posted at 3:55 PM
14 Comments:
That phone is Bonerjams '07. Would. Use it to phone people with. Obviously.
That, and you could probably use it to microwave a Christmas Turkey.
A big fucking phone... AND A READERS HAND! READERS HAND!!!!!!
Imagine getting THAT fucker out when you were getting a chick's number.
Actually, just imagine getting a chick's number, full stop.
That's a very pointy thumb. I don't like it.
I demand to know more about Stace Fest 07.
Top Gear 'Cool Wall' on fridge...
Uncool
What'll happen if you find a phone so big it uses AA batteries, and has a remote control which also uses AA batteries?
Pointy thumb yes, but nicely manicured nails.
It's the tray under the fruit and dates... wait are dates a fruit? Anyway, it's the tray underneath them that troubles me.
Cool wall ?
Geddout. You can clearly see a red porsche911 in the (supposedly) sub-zero section. Yeah. Right.
Stupid rear engined farty bug-eyed stockbrokers wet dream fuhrer-wagon. 30 years of design just to get round the stupid engine being in the wrong place.
Stupid Fridge. Stupid cool wall. Man thats made me all frothy now. And not the good kind.
Them Duke boys, now THEY had the right idea about cars. And cousins. Girl cousins. Old Daisy, not new Daisy. Not now perhaps. Well maybe now.
Whaddaya know ! Frothy again. The good kind ! Thanks Hazzard ! !
On first look I thought I had the same fridge as "THE RAT", but when I looked again, I realised that I don't.
That is the wakie talkie from Vietman? I think i have Charlie on my 9.
and look at the handles on that fridge. They're hideous, completley ruin the effect of the brushed metal
Insult my thumbs and my fruit tray?
I'm coming over to fuck your mums in their eyes.
I have a big fucking phone? Where are your big fucking phones eh?
Envious bitter swine.
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