NEW THING: The most expensive Kit Kats
Here's an extra idea for a new thing we could do. It's called 'Most Expensive Kit Kats' and it's a competition to see who can find the most expensive Kit Kat.
Here's one I found on an EasyJet flight, where the budget airline was sneakily subsiding its rock-bottom prices by charging poor women a quid for a standard four-finger fucking Kit Kat.
Have YOU seen a really expensive Kit Kat?!
Here's one I found on an EasyJet flight, where the budget airline was sneakily subsiding its rock-bottom prices by charging poor women a quid for a standard four-finger fucking Kit Kat.
Have YOU seen a really expensive Kit Kat?!
Item posted at 10:01 AM
32 Comments:
No, but it reminded me of something that annoys me - when people get all excited when their Kit Kat is solid chocolate because the wafer got missed out.
Why is that good? Surely if you wanted solid chocolate you'd have bought a Dairy Milk. I'd demand a refund.
When I last bought a Kit Kat they were about 12p, but I suppose that was 20 years ago.
Perhaps all four fingers are missing wafer, hence the expense?
Removing the last two words from the second paragraph suggests a much more innovative business model.
I for one wouldn't charge to provide the service
Noop. But a can of Coke at Thorpe Park stung me for one bloody pound fifty.... ONE FIFTY!! Blimey.
"No, but it reminded me of something that annoys me - when people get all excited when their Kit Kat is solid chocolate because the wafer got missed out."
I've never known that happen to anyone but it sounds good to me. Anomalies in products are cool. Haven't you ever had a posh wank and discovered a spider wrapped up in the condom? That's fun.
It's actually even more expensive if you were buying it with Euros on the return journey - €1.50 is close to £1.20 at the current exchange rate. Le rip-off!
Actually, on the very same trip I ordered a Coke in a curry house - and was given a can of Coke and charged £1.50.
It really brings it home when you see the can in front of you. When they put it in a glass in the kitchen and it doesn't hurt so much.
I deliberately stained the tablecloth with madras sauce as a 'dirty protest'.
Solid chocolate Kit Kats are the Holy Grail of chocolate bars with the USP being the Nestle chocolate instead of the fatty mess of a Dairy Milk.
I've had a Kit Kat Chunky with half a wafer - imagine if you will, my little heart jumping for joy at having a solid Kit Kat, only to have it torn out and crushed when I got to the wafer half.
C'est la vie as they say somewhere.
I'd pay £1.50 for a KitKat when Debenhams Cafe in Guildford have the gall to charge £1.39 for TWO Jacobs Cream Crackers. TWO!!! A fuckin' packet is about 70p in Sainsbury's. Crooks.
I'm sure that there is/was a 'watchdog-fer-kids' show on kiddies TV that invites viewers to write in with most expensive/cheapest prices of different drinks, sweets etc.I watched it once and wanted to kill all the little whinging kids on there, moaning about barbies tits etc. FUCK OFF CUNTS
The Grange Holborn Hotel, London. 1 chunky KitKat out of the minibar = £3.50. And this was a few years ago - daylight robbery!
I got a £25 parking ticket for leaving my car in a spaz space illegally whilst buying a Kit Kat significantly increasing the cost.
Plus none of the fingers were all chocolate
Do I win ?
This is a rip off of CBBC programme 'Short Change'.
More gadgets with faces please.
I had the holy grail earlier this year - solid kit kat chunky - went round the office saying WINNER and everyone thought I was mad, tasted lovely, i reckon they could market them and probably price them at easyjets price.
If you want to be ripped off, buy chocolate from an "ex-pat" shop. Here's a Kit Kat (albeit chunky peanut) for €1.80, about £1.45!
http://behnfords.myvisio.com/product_info.php?cPath=169_174&products_id=685
For the same rip-offf €1.80 / £1.45 you can get a Yorkie, Crunchie, Double Decker,
For €1.50 / £1.21, you can get a bag of Skittles, a Caramel, Flake, M&Ms, Revels. Maltesers are a bargain €1.30 / £1.05!
Oh, you can get a finger of Fudge for €0.70 / 56p, but insultingly it says 15p on the packet!
http://behnfords.myvisio.com/product_info.php?cPath=169_174&products_id=690
If you want a solid Kit Kat Chunky just buy a fucking Yorkie, it's the same chocolate.
When I was at primary school it was common knowledge that if you found something gross in your chocolate bar (like a dead rat or an ear or something) then you could send it back and they'd compensate you with a whole case of chocolate bars.
This is a LIE.
One day I found a big lump of blue furry carpet in my Toffee Crisp I was excited beyond measure (after I'd stopped retching) and sent it back, along with the lump of carpet I'd dry-heaved back into the wrapper. I spent the next week dreaming of the compensation I deserved... But did I get a huge box of Toffee Crisps? Did I f**k. All I got was a lousy £10 voucher and a "thank-you-for-bringing-this-to-our-attention".
I know this is a bit off-topic (topic - did you see what I did there?) but I don't have any friends and I had to get it off my chest; it's only been a couple of years and the mental scars have been slow to heal.
I once had a mostly solid chocolate Mars Bar. Does that make me interesting?
"I'm sure that there is/was a 'watchdog-fer-kids' show on kiddies TV that invites viewers to write in with most expensive/cheapest prices of different drinks, sweets etc.I watched it once and wanted to kill all the little whinging kids on there, moaning about barbies tits etc. FUCK OFF CUNTS"
Indeed. There was one child who won the 'most expensive can of coke' competition by ordering on from Tesco online, costing him £5.50.
Little arse.
I have, however, paid £3 for a can of coke in a bar once. I didn't even get a glass.
They used to do this exact same feature on kids TV. Mind you, they didn't say "fucking" and none of the kids wrote in just to say "would."
Well I gave up watching kids TV when Katy Hill left Blue Peter, so I promise I'm not copying.
Perhaps You could just make "fit kids tv presenters" a feature. Though not with Katy Hill, she was a mong.
I did once phone the freephone number on the back of a KitKat as I got one where a finger had about half the wafer it should- got sent a voucher for a free one as compensation. Presumably if you were to do this too often the babyeaters at Nestlé might get a bit suspicious. But it's worth it once in a while.
i gave up watching bluepeter after katy left, connie just didnt do it for me.
i do remember watching the watchdog fer kids and getting pissed off with all the rich bastards getting the prise for the highest price because daddy can afford to pay that where as no normal fucker can and some pikey kid getting the cheasest price beacause they found the shit wridden can at the bottom of the reject bin at kwik save as that is all they can afford,
average joe like me never stood a fucking chance of winning the shitty mp3 player that could hold 4 songs
katy hill, would
older women and all
Oh, you can get a finger of Fudge for €0.70 / 56p,..
I hope no one interprets this as a request to send in pictures of Fingers of Fudge.
Katy Hill was a mong??? Well I'm a Yank so I'm not sure what the hell that exactly means, but you make it sound like a bad thing. So I did a Google image search and I'm thinking that she's gotten over her mongishness, or whatever it is. If nothing else I at least found this Celebrity Bikini Gallery website.
http://www.jimmya1.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Bikini.html
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She's still a troll! Katy Hill's features are all out of proportion! Jeez, I'd look better in a bikini, not..that...I...do...that..sort...of..., look we're not here to discuss that, yes Doctor the pills, yes...OK.
i cant really add anything funny - im no where near the rapier wit of Anonymous, Trilby and Tunbridge Wells yet but my mate goes on this site a lot....
http://celebritysweaterpuppies.blogspot.com/
I thought the name was funny....plus it'll get a lot more hits now....
Katie Hill has a bit of a square chin. I'm not really into square chinned women. But if you're into girls that have Dan Dare chins, who am I to judge?
Sorry, err... Kitkats, eh? Bit rubbish really. I Don't like them.
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