Wednesday, April 16, 2008

VOTE: What shall we do next?

Everyone seems to be bored of Gadgets with FACES. Big printers never really took off. And batteries? Well, there will always be batteries. You just have to lump the batteries.

But what else shall we do next? Let's vote!


This is the last time you're going to have a say in anything for a very long time, so don't just piss your vote away on 'old calculators' unless you REALLY mean it and have a drawer full ready to photograph.

40 Comments:

Blogger Mik said...

Things they still make updates - more of them, please!

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pictures of warehouse-sized computers tended by men with beards as big as dinner plates.

Or asian chicks shitting on macs.

2:01 PM  
Blogger Halverde said...

"Happy mice" or "things they still make" please.

2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this all for justification - so you can tell Shiny in the next strategic meeting that Asian soft porn isn't just your hobby but actually what your readers want?


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2:34 PM  
Anonymous Idiot said...

This is WEB 2.0 - if you guys want increasingly explicit Asian pornography, I'm literally powerless to resist.

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This poll lets you vote as many times as you want! AWESOME.

*flexes fingers in preparation for long night ahead clicking Asian Pornography option*

3:12 PM  
Blogger Badben said...

This post makes me feel important. And enfranchised. Already voted 4 times!

3:33 PM  
Anonymous carr said...

I want to make a political joke about Zimbabwe. Anyone got any pointers?

I only usually watch the news for the footie results and tend to look away while the world stuff is happening.

3:37 PM  
Anonymous Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells said...

Can I vote for Reader's Baps?

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dammit, there's no way I can make "Who's got the oldest TV" catch up with Asian porn.

4:16 PM  
Blogger benny lemon said...

I think the whole internet is tending toward Asian porn, in the same way that the Poor People tend toward Asda.

No, I think you should stay ahead of the curve with something like 'gadgets in the wrong place' thus leaving the door open for the occasional foray into porn via 'bizarre insertions' (I believe that's the received term).

Either that or an informative series on the relative merits of various new mobile phones.

4:18 PM  
Blogger gaijintendo said...

"I want to make a political joke about Zimbabwe. Anyone got any pointers?"

Call anyone who wins a vote "Bob".

4:37 PM  
Blogger gaijintendo said...

"I want to make a political joke about Zimbabwe. Anyone got any pointers?"

Knee a white farmer in the ball and tell him Mugabe will leave you with only a couple of "ACHERS"

4:38 PM  
Blogger gaijintendo said...

"I want to make a political joke about Zimbabwe. Anyone got any pointers?"

"Zimbabwe has a lot of faults: decimated economy, oppressive rule, and low ebay seller ratings"

4:43 PM  
Blogger gaijintendo said...

"who's got the oldest asian pornograpy" and "BIG HAPPY LOOKING FUCKING ASIAN MICE"

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4:55 PM  
Blogger munificent said...

Readers' Holds!

5:15 PM  
Anonymous herbert said...

Can we add 'stir up Mac owners hatred' to the list? It's always good for a giggle.

Oh and possibly Amateur nipple holding? It's always good for a wank.

6:37 PM  
Blogger Daniel said...

"I want to make a political joke about Zimbabwe. Anyone got any pointers?"

Something about 'Vote Rigging in Zimbabwe being tampered with' or something.

2:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

old "happy" thing they still make with asian chick on them

7:58 AM  
Anonymous madbloke said...

You should have included an option for 'Reader's girlfriend's baps with batteries'.

These really should be the only battery updates from now on.

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells said...

Will you people with old tv's kindly fuck clean off please? My days at work will not be made brighter by dusty old boxes unless they include an inserted wank banjo. In fact, that's my new vote: "Tech-Savvy Granny"

Are you going to do an update listing all the 'Other' suggestions, Idiot?

11:19 AM  
Blogger Badben said...

Disgusted O.T.W - I voted for old TVs and now I feel guilty. How about if the photos of the tv's are a) insanely high res, and b) displaying the rudest bit of pornography that is approximately SFW and suitable for I.T.?

It's got to be a goer, come on!

4:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow... 1500 people really read this? Or is someone refreshing. Someone's refreshing, aren't they...

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a little scared by with how little hesitation I voted for the asian porn considering that I am 1) a girl 2) not a lesbian
What am I even DOING HERE? Why do I KEEP coming back?! SO MANY questions AAAAAHHH

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do they still make "Simon Says" ?

You see now you are interested, we can get Asian porn anytime, but to find such golden nuggets of info is priceless and timeless.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

A girl! A girl! Catch it before it breeds!

9:40 AM  
Blogger Lawmaster said...

Mouses with houses - build a home for your mouse

12:21 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

Gadgets with faces is and will always be awesome.

12:43 AM  
Blogger rockbear said...

Toy robots. Novelty lamps. Having sex.

It's going to be the next big thing. Move to the front of the class on this one.

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