Thursday, May 01, 2008

Respect run so dry?

Then you need a divorce! Yours from only £65, if she's as fed up with you spending all night on the internet as you are with her and her stupid fucking university friends*.

'Take your FUCKING shoes and GO'

That's the sort of cold, distant, uncaring and disinterested look women always have when in our presence.

'I was only PRETENDING to like Katie. She's a FUCKING WHORE'

That's because we are divorced from reality. Getting divorced from reality is free - just spend 15 years on the internet and your certificate will come in the post automatically.

*Opening paragraph not based on actual Idiot relationship status.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Gonuts McDie said...

No wonder the marriage in the second picture failed, they clearly have vastly different interests.

It's as if she's thinking, "I really thought that, once we were married, he would leave his life as a bearded, vest-wearing, midget rock drummer behind, and spend his time empathising about periods..."

12:39 PM  
Blogger bolgimo said...

Talak Talak Talak! 65 quid indeed.

12:40 PM  
Anonymous Trilby said...

Look again and you'll see that the women in both pictures have just let off really foul egg clouds.

12:54 PM  
Anonymous elasticTangent said...

I love my wife dearly but this is a FUCKING bargain!! The bitch is out of here.

2:56 PM  
Anonymous Trilby said...

If I pay the £65 myself can I have the ginger one?

3:20 PM  
Anonymous supermedo2000 said...

Looking at the first picture a question arrises:

Do you really need to divorce a zombie?

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If both couples hate each other so much, how come they all posed for these ads, eh? Eh?

These are really fucking sad though sign of the times. Welcome to the 51st State indeed!

7:13 PM  
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Mnn its a bit late, but this could of been recommended to Paul McCartney.

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Blogger bilal said...

ohhh yes!

the spamming hath begun!

either that or it started a long time ago and i just missed it.

alternatively, Anonymous is playing a big joke on us

9:49 AM  
Blogger JVC said...

* IDIOT is so pussy-whipped that he needs to add a disclaimer in case his real-life girlfriend/wife reads this post.

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