The return of... Urban Tool!
Amazingly for a company called "Urban Tool," Urban Tool is still going and successfully negotiating terms with its bank to continue operating. Well done, Urban Tool! We didn't miss you since the last time.
Here's a look at the Urban Tool Sportsholster as spotted by reader "Tom." It features what is quite possibly the best AND worst promotional photograph of all time:
THIS:
"Are you about to go jogging or to the gym? But where are you going to put your mobile phone, keys and music player?
"Ultimate carrying concept for outdoor/sports users, the SportHolster from Urban Tool is quite simply the perfect solution for carrying your mobile phone, PDA, Camera, Keys, Money, Wallet, MP3 Player and much more. The SportHolster will sit discreetly under a jacket to offer a secure place for all of your belongings, but looks even better on show.
"The sport holster can be worn comfortably around your shoulders. Through its ergonomic fit it allows unrestricted liberty of action during sport. It´s pockets are made of an elastic material which hold the contents such as mobile phone, money or keys and prevent it from shifting during movement. Integrated into the shoulder strap of the Basic Holster is a concealed retractable key strap, allowing you to have your keys at hand at all times."
Here's a look at the Urban Tool Sportsholster as spotted by reader "Tom." It features what is quite possibly the best AND worst promotional photograph of all time:
THIS:
"Are you about to go jogging or to the gym? But where are you going to put your mobile phone, keys and music player?
"Ultimate carrying concept for outdoor/sports users, the SportHolster from Urban Tool is quite simply the perfect solution for carrying your mobile phone, PDA, Camera, Keys, Money, Wallet, MP3 Player and much more. The SportHolster will sit discreetly under a jacket to offer a secure place for all of your belongings, but looks even better on show.
"The sport holster can be worn comfortably around your shoulders. Through its ergonomic fit it allows unrestricted liberty of action during sport. It´s pockets are made of an elastic material which hold the contents such as mobile phone, money or keys and prevent it from shifting during movement. Integrated into the shoulder strap of the Basic Holster is a concealed retractable key strap, allowing you to have your keys at hand at all times."
Labels: PROMOTIONAL IMAGERY
Item posted at 12:07 PM
12 Comments:
This is as wank as the PDA holsters that were around a few years ago - as modelled by Garah in 'The Office'.
(I had two of those)
Garah = a Gay Garath
I once danced with a girl named "unrestricted liberty".
Ok, that is a lie, I once paid a girl to dance named "unrestricted liberty"
bjrik: Damn that lucky Rik.
(don't we still do these sorts of things here? or has thought gone out of fashion like my flock of seagulls hair?)
I have one of these, but I keep two long blades in it.
bvpqg - No we don't do this any more and anyone who does is no longer a member of the gang.
33 quid for a midget's rucksack?
You could wear it under a jacket and pretend you're like James Bond.
Is she taking a crap?
Very well Mr. Finge, you've forced my hand. I secede from your gang.
My new gang, the Word Verification Pranksters Gang is now accepting applications.
Smfjczi: that's what she said.
Another teenage pregnancy, about to drop another chav sprog? Desperate to "log out" after a tough night out on the razz? I dunno what this is trying to tell me!
She is taking a dump. It is well obvious.
She's having trouble going because of all the drugs these young people swallow. She's settled in for a good long crouch, she has her PDA if she needs it, she's fine. Thanks to Urban Tool. Gotta get one...
If you enlarge the picture and put the monitor on your lap it looks like she's straddling you.
I am so damn sexy for that right now.
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