The SuperSmoker Sigaret
This would appear to be real. We keep getting sent press releases about it. It has to be real. It's been too sustained a campaign to be a one-off joke.
It's an electric cigarette.
It has an aspirational lifestyle YouTube campaign. It MUST be real. That's way too much investment for a mere joke. It can't be some kids trying to trap us into doing an update about something pretend. It is REAL.
Bill Wyman uses one. Or used one, once, in exchange for £50k and an afternoon out of his schedule and a photo he hopes none of his rock mates will ever see.
SOME FACTS:
"The SuperSmoker looks like a real cigarette, tastes like a real cigarette and produces a nicotine vapour so that it smokes just like a real cigarette. However, the SuperSmoker does not contain any cancerous substances or tar, it doesn't even burn. It is completely harmless to the people around you and can legally be smoked anywhere covered by the smoking ban. (www.supersmoker.co.uk)"
It's an electric cigarette.
It has an aspirational lifestyle YouTube campaign. It MUST be real. That's way too much investment for a mere joke. It can't be some kids trying to trap us into doing an update about something pretend. It is REAL.
Bill Wyman uses one. Or used one, once, in exchange for £50k and an afternoon out of his schedule and a photo he hopes none of his rock mates will ever see.
SOME FACTS:
"The SuperSmoker looks like a real cigarette, tastes like a real cigarette and produces a nicotine vapour so that it smokes just like a real cigarette. However, the SuperSmoker does not contain any cancerous substances or tar, it doesn't even burn. It is completely harmless to the people around you and can legally be smoked anywhere covered by the smoking ban. (www.supersmoker.co.uk)"
Item posted at 9:53 AM
6 Comments:
I think it's meant to be a suppository, Bill.
Have you read the FAQ?
"a specially programmed lithium battery has been designed for the SuperSmoker. The SuperSmoker only operates with the original battery."
SPECIAl SUPER SMOKER BATTERIES!
We mut have photos!
They really do exist, I bought one for my 'friend'. When they say it tastes like a cigarette that's not exactly accurate, it kinda tastes like death. I guess that is what cigarettes taste of really, but it's a different variety of death.
It's not nice basically.
I can only imagine with horror how disgusting and "National Health" it would look after six months, when it's slightly yellow and chewed.
They've successfully made smoking uncool.
Also used a grocer's apostrophe on their press release with "casino's"
It's for real, guys! The SuperSmoker works! It certainly helps us die-hard smokers in beating the increasingly tough smoking bans in hotels,bar & restaurats. I even smoke mine at waiting rooms in hospitals.
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