Wednesday, May 07, 2008

The world's fishiest finger

It belongs to one of these two disgustingly enthusiastic ladies.

'Lick it. Lick it until your tongues stick to it'

It is apparently the world's biggest fish finger. Bird's Eye will be launching it under the brand name "Whale's Cock" this autumn.

8 Comments:

Anonymous The Big Bopper said...

What the fuck's happened to the one on the right's face? She looks like she's lived exclusively on fish fingers for the past 20 years.

10:08 AM  
Anonymous carr said...

She's northern. The usual combination of booze, fags, chips and dangerous tanning salons that use ex-Soviet military radiation equipment.

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would, wouldn't, wouldn't.

11:26 AM  
Anonymous merf said...

do we think they have any other 'Grimsby' warning stickers attached elsewhere to their orange hued bodies ?

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Gonuts McDie said...

The unwanted twin offspring spawned following a night of passion between Anneka Rice and Michaela Strachan have done alright for themselves, all things considered.

dotjr - son of dot senior

1:33 PM  
Anonymous supermedo2000 said...

More importantly, what the fuck is that `fish-finger' made out of? There's no way a member made purely of fish could support itself under its own weight when it was that f-ing gargantuan.

Would, would, wouldn't.

4:19 PM  
Blogger Stefan said...

I saw a girl repeatedly stab a bloke in the fact with a broken bottle in the men's toilets in a nightclub in Grimsby called The Pier. It was because he didn't give her a cigarette when she demanded one.

Worst place ever.

6:33 PM  
Blogger Stefan said...

Fact = face.

6:34 PM  

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