The 3G iPhone then
Only a company like Apple could make the introduction of four-year-old technology into a year-old phone sound like HEADLINE NEWS and a thing for its idiot fans to get excited about. At least it's now only £100 for the 8GB model plus £30 a month.
That is almost but STILL NOT worth it.
The Idiot Toys portable telephone is 3G. It only gets used for sending three text messages a month and, obviously, seeing what the time is when "on the go" (ie, when in bed). We have testicle-crushing machines that get more use than 3G services.
For sushi-eating, Apple-loving COCKS.
That is almost but STILL NOT worth it.
The Idiot Toys portable telephone is 3G. It only gets used for sending three text messages a month and, obviously, seeing what the time is when "on the go" (ie, when in bed). We have testicle-crushing machines that get more use than 3G services.
For sushi-eating, Apple-loving COCKS.
Item posted at 8:46 AM
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I read this post on the iphone via an RSS feed through Google reader.
And it was still mildly amusing.
Sushi is the nickname of their mandatory female Asian acquaintance. Them worldly Apple-loving COCKS.
"Yo, Sushi. Did you get that rough mock-up of the new Wordpress template I put together on my MacBook Pro last night while listening to the leaked release of the new Coldplay b-sides collection?"
My testicle crushing machine is in near permanent use. My spare parts bill for it is collosal.
Fucking Apple. How am I supposed to pleasure myself under my desk to this?
I hate you Jobs. Your name means Turds round our way.
My £40, from a car boot sale*, Nokia N95 pisses on this iPhone feature wise.
Still no video recording? I suspect Big Jobs is holding that back for next years triumphant release...
*Yes I know it was probably robbed off some poor cunt but that's no worse than what Jobs does to his cult like, sushi-eating, Apple-loving COCKS/customers.
If the launch price of $199 equates to £100 then I'm a monkeys uncle. Ow Ow.
Well, Mr Uncle, it does.
http://www.o2.co.uk/iphone/paymonthly
Well, that new feature has tipped me over the balance. I'm definitely going to get this now. The old-style bevelling was far too clunky. Now i'll look really cool while using a phone with features that lag years behind the competition! It'll go great with my turtle-neck (which makes me look cool and draws attention away from my middle-aged expanding gut).
Another fecking Apple gadget for those sad, Apple driveling wank-masters on the train to jack thier loads off to!
"Ooh look at me on the cutting edge of technology! Oh look Mr Jobs, I can dress at GAP, just like you! Ooh, look at me living the life the ad-men want me to! Ooh, I'm so now, it's frightening!"
At the risk of digging up a long dead joke...
The new "iPhone Clitty" - 'cos every c**ts got one!
Now I can listen to songs on the go! Thanks Apple.
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