MOTOROLA ARCHIVE: Sad woman buys chocolate for self

Three bars of chocolate and a packet of crisps, in fact. In her head, this is what Carrie from Sex and the City probably does on Friday nights too, occasionally, so it's OK. But staring at them isn't going to reduce their calorific value, love.



It's a sign. If you're behind her in the queue, just ask. She will. Anything. In the car park RIGHT NOW. She has nothing better to do than cry and eat sweets, after all. You'd be a lifesaver!