SKYNET UPDATE: Fully deployed WITHIN DAYS
Skynet is now complete. Slightly behind schedule thanks to the sterling work of Sarah Connor in 1984 and 1991, but still on the way.
Incredibly, the launch was postponed because "Software on the launch vehicle did not behave normally during a test sequence." It'll soon be in charge of all military communications. A robotic voice will soon be issuing the ultimate order.
Incredibly, the launch was postponed because "Software on the launch vehicle did not behave normally during a test sequence." It'll soon be in charge of all military communications. A robotic voice will soon be issuing the ultimate order.
Item posted at 12:45 PM
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"The new system will enable British forces to make use of next-generation weapons systems, such as the recently introduced Reaper drones."
At least they're being upfront about it; they could have called them "happy fun friend drones" which play a cheery song as they separate the puny humans into component parts...
Step 7. Bring the Terminator building plant online.
Step 8. Start nuclear war, wipe out humanity and send droids to search for Sarah and John Connor!
Is it OK to be scared? I don't know what to think- reaper drones can't be good esp. if controlled by something called fecking skynet.
Step 9. Get Sarah Connor out of cryogenics.
Step 10. Warm liquid goo phase.
Step 11. PROFIT
Human decisions are removed from strategic defence...it begins learning at a geometric rate...
*rocks self to sleep to the sound of own sobs*
You want to know what the scariest hting is? I Worked on that software...
Why would you call it Skynet? surely someone would have told the top brass "look guys this maybe a bit of a problem, you see there's a film with Arnie called .... Skynet evil, will kill human race etc..." Ha I see this could cause disconfort and maybe even be a bad omen, we shall rename it "The Matrix". Head in hands "Do you lot go to the cinema ??"
kraftymiles said...
You want to know what the scariest hting is? I Worked on that software...
1 spelling mistake and incorrect case with so few words..
I'm crapping it.
They should be done with it and just call it the 'Eradicate All Humans Military Intelligence System'.
Then everybody would know exactly where they stand (i.e. length-ways, in a bodybag)
Thanks so much for this! This is exactly what I was looking for
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