The absolute BEST photographs ever
A gadget with a face. A lady. Some red shoes. A carpet. A pleasing resolution of 1700 x 1294. A flimsy dress. A lovely smile. A seemingly willing and pliable body. Everything!
"I roughly pushed her back on the rug, grabbed her red shoes and..."
"...saw a reflection of a man's body in the amplifier. I said I was too tired and ran all the way home, the rain masking my tears."
"I roughly pushed her back on the rug, grabbed her red shoes and..."
"...saw a reflection of a man's body in the amplifier. I said I was too tired and ran all the way home, the rain masking my tears."
Item posted at 10:32 AM
12 Comments:
Fuck me it's Wall-E
Lucky little trash gobbling tosser. Hope he chokes on his pet roach.
And would.... Not the robot though. He smells of bins.
I believe in the second photo she may be enquiring as to the whereabouts of her washboard.
Also would. The girl, the various speakers, would the lot.
However, I call 'no-face'. The only bit that's remotely face like (astonished gay robot) is because one bit is balanced on another bit. No Face!
The only thing missing is a bukakke cumstrap, which I'm thinking of patenting so back off. The rug is a nice touch but those speakers are going to get in the way when the second wave of lads hit their vinegar strokes.
While "researching" this comment I discovered a new word. Apparently, bukakke (splash) used to be called gansha (facial ejaculation). It's good to share and now I feel all warm inside. And all over my belly.
Good lord. That second photo is one of the most arousing things I've ever seen. I might have to have a rare wank using a fully-clothed lady as the main inspiration.
The tall speakers look like gay robot Moai.
Second photo - Looks she's bursting for a pee, trying to cross her legs.
Would.
Would. Through the holes in her shoes.
such clever colour co-ordination as well.
Asian women are experts at slutty shoes. White girls with their trainers / sneakers just can't compete.
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