Blondes get more free minutes and texts
Offer only available in store. Women must be vaguely flirtatious toward shop staff in order to receive offer. Offer not open to women who wear tracksuits.
Women must agree to meet shop salesman in Wetherspoons after work at 6.30pm. Women must bring attractive friend as second choice.
1000000 free minutes and 25,000 free texts will be added via a contract update applied upon the shop worker's arrival in the shop the next day in a suitably dishevelled and satisfied state.
Women must agree to meet shop salesman in Wetherspoons after work at 6.30pm. Women must bring attractive friend as second choice.
1000000 free minutes and 25,000 free texts will be added via a contract update applied upon the shop worker's arrival in the shop the next day in a suitably dishevelled and satisfied state.
Item posted at 9:26 AM
6 Comments:
there would be blood.
Wouldn't. Would. And she'd get free extra inches too.
would, wouldn't as much. Would they also recieve a stupid free gift that they could sell on EBay? An I-Pillow or some-such shite?
Greeny would do for me, but not in front eh, 'cos greeny needs some really serious appointments at the dentist!
What is on 1st image down between them? Some old lady's hand?
You can have it on good authority from me that Phones4U employees only sleep with each other (and sometimes their mates), never customers.
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