Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Vuzix LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY!

The recent clone invasion was just a taster. Here is the FULL MAJESTY of the creative and marketing genius of Vuzix.

Vuzix in 'lifestyle' shame

A woman. Probably watching a video of puppies or kittens. She is happy.

Vuzix in 'lifestyle' shame

A man. Doing an expression. Not being able to see his eyes leaves us in some severe doubt about what emotion he's trying to portray here.

Vuzix in 'lifestyle' shame

Same woman, same expression, only they're playing a trick on her by swapping gadgets.

Vuzix in 'lifestyle' shame

Same man, now doing his BUSINESS POSE.

Vuzix in 'lifestyle' shame

Girl reclining in a lifestyle scenario.

Vuzix in 'lifestyle' shame

Life and soul of the office. At least, that's what he thinks. The other 245 employees would all like to scald his face and arms with boiling water in the third-floor kitchen.

Vuzix in 'lifestyle' shame

Go skateboarding with some plastic completely obscuring your vision? Great idea.

Vuzix in 'lifestyle' shame

Really ought to be sitting down, not confidently striding into the path of a bus.

Vuzix in 'lifestyle' shame

Grouped together for easy elimination with minimal ammunition waste. One cluster grenade ought to get all three. Or at least remove their legs and smiles.

Vuzix in 'lifestyle' shame

Her again, using her eyes to better see the music.

Vuzix in 'lifestyle' shame

Him again. This is our profile photo on several "social networking" sites.

Vuzix in 'lifestyle' shame

Men using it at a show. Pretending to like this is more fun than being in a meeting.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells said...

Keep up the good work Vuzix! Your vision of a peaceful, crime-free world is an example to us all

1:24 PM  
Blogger Badben said...

The fella in the orange jumper is clearly bashing the bishop with his off-camera hand.

He must be a 'humerous musical stand-off' fetishist. Good luck to him.

Incidentally, what the fuck? Using one of these can't be possible. I'd nearly be ashamed wearing one of those in a room by MYSELF. Unless its like a fucking cinema inside there surely no-one will be interested?

3:31 PM  
Blogger Grytpype said...

In that last photo, from left to right:

Robert Llewellyn - Kryten from Scrapheap Challenge

Stephen Spielberg - Big Shot movie man

Sir Patrick Moore - Gamesmaster

Of course, the common theme here is Space...

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By your command...

4:39 PM  
Blogger Crispy Floyd said...

That guy on the far right in the last picture - he wins out completely. Juat look at him; manfully grasping his lapel, sagging jowels thrust slightly forward in powerful terratorial stance.

Plus he seems to have ignored the instuctions and plugged the device directly into his brain.

Clearly the alpha male of the pack.

5:18 PM  
Anonymous zaxswyre said...

The gay is the best one. I tmakes me go out and buy some funny sunglasses and plug them in to my CD Discman from 1994. Good work Vuzix.

7:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I noticed they didn't have any models wearing spectacles and the Vuzix?

Also, disappointingly, no Asian birds.

5:26 AM  
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5:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you use them with a simple mini video-camera plugged in? then you can see where you're walking while still looking "SO DAMN COOL" - you can also use it to look round corners before you walk round them (in case there's loads of fans waiting to mob you) - Hey, you could even clip the camera to a shopping basket or briefcase and take it for a walk in the local supermarket or street for those "special semi-sky views" !

9:58 AM  
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