Gadgets with FACES #61, 62 and 63: A collection of pressure cookers
It would appear that someone is in the market for a new pressure cooker and/or steamer. Perhaps someone has resolved to start eating healthier? That someone is occasional reader and even less occasional contributor "Phorenzik."
OPENING PREAMBLE:
"You haven't heard from me in a while, and after this you'll wish you hadn't heard from me now."
"I've found something with a face. It's a JML halogen oven. Look at the smug fucker. Grinning away whilst displaying YOUR dinner in HIS belly! That'll teach you to come home from work late. He looks like a right shifty so and so. I bet he even 'did' the missus while you were out. They're BOTH laughing at you now. Laughing and plotting."
"I also found these as well. Apparently they're called Crock Pots. He's an annoyingly happy little chap isn't he? Look at his stumpy arms. Quick, run the bath and fetch the pillow case. I'll tell the kids he's gone on holiday."
"This one looks like one of those stupid robot things from that Stephen Spielberg film that had those robots in it who didn't have any batteries included with them. That's it. I know it's not very funny, but It's the best you're gonna get from me. You might be able to use it to pad out the blog a bit if Bilal stops sending stuff in. Goodbye - Phorenzik."
OPENING PREAMBLE:
"You haven't heard from me in a while, and after this you'll wish you hadn't heard from me now."
"I've found something with a face. It's a JML halogen oven. Look at the smug fucker. Grinning away whilst displaying YOUR dinner in HIS belly! That'll teach you to come home from work late. He looks like a right shifty so and so. I bet he even 'did' the missus while you were out. They're BOTH laughing at you now. Laughing and plotting."
"I also found these as well. Apparently they're called Crock Pots. He's an annoyingly happy little chap isn't he? Look at his stumpy arms. Quick, run the bath and fetch the pillow case. I'll tell the kids he's gone on holiday."
"This one looks like one of those stupid robot things from that Stephen Spielberg film that had those robots in it who didn't have any batteries included with them. That's it. I know it's not very funny, but It's the best you're gonna get from me. You might be able to use it to pad out the blog a bit if Bilal stops sending stuff in. Goodbye - Phorenzik."
Item posted at 12:08 PM
6 Comments:
Imagine my disappointment: I'm all revved up to see some face-bearing pressure cookers, and what do I find? A halogen oven and two slow cookers. Fraud! Fraud I tells ya!
Boo! I call no-face on the first one. Apart from the chicken, which presumably had a face at some point...
I thought Phorenzik had the keys to the city. Why's he having to send emails?!
wv: pigztb. TB FOR PIGZ!
What a crock-pot.
I've only got the keys to UK:R
Idiot: Just because I don't post as much doesn't mean I don't read anymore.
So there.
I'm suffering from grammar glitching, Idiot. If phorenzik contributes on fewer occasions than he reads, isn't that MORE occasionally?
Aaargh... I need a glass of wine and it's only 8.57am :-(
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