Friday, August 22, 2008

Gadgets with FACES #66: The Venmill Skip-Away Pro

We found this. No one sent it in. We did the groundwork personally, just like in the old days. It's the Venmill Skip-Away Pro, a disc repair machine that apparently has the power to magically recreate bits of plastic you've long since scraped off on your coffee table.



Slightly dog-like, reminiscent of a 14-year-old labrador that's gone extremely fat and jowly, and can barely lift its head up off the floor. It even has a little silvery beard. Poor thing. Dad ought to end its suffering with a shovel.



This is the official explanation of the the Skip-Away's facial features.



This is the TRUTH.

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6 Comments:

Anonymous Enn said...

Thank god it has a 'carrying handle'. Good to carry around in case the cd used on impromptu breakdancing sessions start skipping.

itgotyo: did it?

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Pie-Man said...

Finally. A gadget you can sex up the nose.

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Blogger Joe said...

This one is a step too far. I honestly can't see a face in it. Try harder.

11:21 PM  
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