Gadgets with FACES and TITS #1: A pretty lady corkscrew
The face looks like it was created on purpose, to attract potential lady purchasers by making it look cute. But the tits? They're surely accidental. Which means they're more arousing.
She's called Anna. Don't get too excited, as we suspect there's a MASSIVE METAL SPIRAL COCK sitting under that lovely dress of hers.
She's called Anna. Don't get too excited, as we suspect there's a MASSIVE METAL SPIRAL COCK sitting under that lovely dress of hers.
Item posted at 2:21 PM
8 Comments:
I used to have one of those. It was a christmas present several years ago from my sister. I seem to remember it broke within a few days.
This is by the design team Alessi, a friend of mine's ex used to collect them and he still can't look at any of the products without flinching.
The quality of most of their stuff is indeed utter rubbish, from my experience. And they're funny for, oh...about a day, generally. But some of the items are quite cute, in a 90's and plasticy kinda way.
Massive Metal Spiral Cock?
Would.
Bitch is an alcoholic.
Tits in her shoulders. Not a munter. Not after you drink the wine.
I thought the purpose of gadgets with faces was to show items that aren't trying to have them. I've noticed recently that there are gadgets which noticeably do have faces.
Is there an Idiot Referee or Higher Authority that can make a judgement here?
Anonymous is right, I call Deliberate.
Yes massive? You called me?
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