Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Garden vehicles with FACES #1, #2, #3 and #4

From our occasional series of updates titled Photos We Got Sent And Don't Want To Cause Offence By Not Using Them.

Garden vehicles with FACES

"Went to the Chelsea Flower Show a couple of weeks ago to see all the posh gardens an' that, and came across an entire species of vehicles with faces."

Garden vehicles with FACES

"Sort of 'crap Transformers', if you will. Clearly, the three solo ones are the Autobot equivalents, while the pair of red ones are Decepticons – pure evil, intent on destroying every last flowerbed and herbaceous border, wherever in the universe it may hide. Fear them... Ronan."

Garden vehicles with FACES

Electric headlights and starter motor. They count.

Garden vehicles with FACES

That's astroturf, or possibly just a green carpet. It doesn't need mowing.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Optimus trimmer!

11:58 AM  
Blogger Badben said...

The second one looks like a type of spider I can't remember the name of. Wolf Spider? Maybe...

Otherwise I'm not convinced. Virtually everything with headlights could be acused of having some sort of face. So I'm calling 'no face' as a political statement, my goal is to try and prevent this site becoming a picture gallery of every vehicle ever. Plus I hate sit on mowers.

12:01 PM  
Blogger Sponge Finge said...

Badben, what's wrong with sit on mowers? Did you have an 'incident'?

tflbn - trifle ban :(

2:48 PM  
Blogger bilal said...

@badben: it does, doesn't it? looks to me like those little tiny jumping spiders

6:59 PM  
Blogger Badben said...

Sit on mowers. Get off your arse and mow the lawn standing up I say. They are for urbanite tools to fulfil their tractor based farming fantasies (?). Only ever seen them in small gardens with a fat bloke on, trying to do a 41 point turn in a 5 foot square space around a standard privet without ending up in the B&Q pond.

Plus I just don't like their faces

9:46 AM  

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