Greek remote control APOCALYPSE!!
Everything anyone has ever sent in - OBLITERATED. Crushed by a Greek market stall that specialises in remote controls.

"I thought that you might like some of these - excuse the poor resolution of 1200x1600, I left my good camera in the back of a taxi."

"The first couple were taken in a Greek flea market, showing that the market for random remote controls is very much alive and well in Greece."

"You can even see a Greek man's hand in the last one."

"The rest are a selection of batteries from remote controls that I used in several Greek Hotel rooms. Feel free to make something up should the truth not be as palatable as your imagination."

"Should you decide that these are marginally more humorous than discussing if something is a gadget or not can you please print my name as the girl I was with (Nancy) now thinks that I am weird/maladjusted/have a remote control and battery fetish and letting her see the site is easier than trying to explain away my actions. Yours remotecontrollingly, Nancy."

Thanks Nancy! It's great to have another confirmed female reader, even if you've just told us you're only a man pretending to be a woman called Nancy.

The real Nancy might be reading today, though, so everyone be on your best behaviour!

Don't go talking about wanking over Gemma Atkinson, for example. It's remarkable how badly that line of conversation always goes down with the ladies.

"I thought that you might like some of these - excuse the poor resolution of 1200x1600, I left my good camera in the back of a taxi."

"The first couple were taken in a Greek flea market, showing that the market for random remote controls is very much alive and well in Greece."

"You can even see a Greek man's hand in the last one."

"The rest are a selection of batteries from remote controls that I used in several Greek Hotel rooms. Feel free to make something up should the truth not be as palatable as your imagination."

"Should you decide that these are marginally more humorous than discussing if something is a gadget or not can you please print my name as the girl I was with (Nancy) now thinks that I am weird/maladjusted/have a remote control and battery fetish and letting her see the site is easier than trying to explain away my actions. Yours remotecontrollingly, Nancy."

Thanks Nancy! It's great to have another confirmed female reader, even if you've just told us you're only a man pretending to be a woman called Nancy.

The real Nancy might be reading today, though, so everyone be on your best behaviour!

Don't go talking about wanking over Gemma Atkinson, for example. It's remarkable how badly that line of conversation always goes down with the ladies.









6 Comments:
Hello Nancy!
Hi Nancy! Just want to apologise about that night in Bishops Stortford round the back of the Ritzy's. It won't happen again. It's never happened before to be honest.
Knackers to that - I want a magnetic wedding album!
Third picture down.
I can only think that such a thing is for people who marry so often they need to quickly remove pictures of the old wife without leaving sellotape tears.
"the girl I was with (NANCY)..."
Signed off Nancy...
Was he with Nancy, or IS HE Nancy? Aaaaargh I can't take the confusion
You should face the facts though; if you read and like Idiot Toys then you are indeed weird and maladjusted. Don't hide it, be proud!
Welcome aboard, Nancy! And may I be the first to say...
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Go ahead, Google it.
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