Holding/faces spotted in "Skip Chicks" archive

Do not visit The Skip Magazine. It features nominally-arousing photos of girls that work in the skip industry. The skip industry isn't in the list of places to go to in search of titillation, funnily enough.



"I am desperately trying to crowbar this into gadgets with faces. Even though skip technology has hardly accelerated at a geometric pace since its invention, the face is merely a painted on sham and the picture size is small."



"It wouldn't fit into a holding category; probably because wearing a hard-hat while being a semi-clad 'skip chick' (their term not mine) near any amount of men filling a skip needs no promotion. It's simple common sense. No! Don't take it off and bend provocatively down for the camera. You're just inviting some sex-starved builder to take your head off in some lust-distracted accident that looks like a joint homage to Eric Sykes' The Plank and anything Michael Winner ever did."



"This is from the Skip Chicks archives of 'The Skip' magazine. I kid you not.



"I suspect that beneath the bog-standard industrial blank screen screensaver this monitor is grinning it's boxy head off. Does it count as holding too if its between your thighs? I really cannot say a bad word about any of these girls (who are also interviewed on the page) as having to do this at all must have been bad enough for the poor souls. Unless they got paid a bundle. The Skip Chick archive and, to a lesser extent, the rest of The Skip magazine had me so filled with chuckles that I've been passing my tabs around all day. I'll leave you with Barbara - who, being Polish is described as a zloty hotty. She appears to be single-handedly preventing this fence from falling down - Magnetite."