Lorries with TITS #1

This is getting ridiculous. If you have also happened across a lorry full of fake tits, please send the photos in. There's a definite gap in the market for a web site about lorries with tits.



"Here you go - a whole new genre for you, photos of lorry-loads of tits! This one was taken in Nicosia, the Capital of Cyprus. Given the rather large number of foreign 'Cabaret Artistes' that the newspapers here tell us are employed in the 'show-club' and 'entertainment' market sector one wonders why anyone should need a lorry-load of what seems to be plaster boobies - maybe it's to go with all those plastic smiles? Or perhaps in the 3rd-world country that Cyprus really is they just haven't got round to the silicon(e) anything technology yet! Best regards, Mark."

THE PS:
"PS: Did you note I limited myself to only 5 hyphens (and 3 of them were used 'properly' connecting words) and just 2 exclamation marks? See, reading your website everyday does help those of us with 'special problems', so do please keep up the good work. (I almost put another exclamation mark there, but resisted! Oh Damn! Damn! Damn!)"

A RESPONSE TO THE PS
It was a decent email, although we were forced to put in several capital letters after full stops. You may want to look into that, especially if you're old enough to be applying for jobs. Plus, for numbers less than 10, it's traditional to write them out fully - which would make "5" into "five."

NEXT WEEK ON 'GRAMMAR TODAY'
We'll address the sticky issue of unfashionable double-space.