OLD REMOTES, incorporating READER'S FEET
Sadly not also incorporating READER'S SEXY MUMS, but that's just a matter of time.
"I was chucking out an old TV (thanks to those new-fangled flat panel ones) and found the remote for it. Granted, its not THAT old, but it's huge, has a great big slide panel, and is supremely dusty and filthy."
"No exciting batteries in it though - just plain ol' Duracells."
"I enclose full 7megapixel photos and a nice macro pic, because I know you like that sort of thing. You can see all the scum really well."
"I've just noticed that if you change the levels on the image, you may get a glimpse into the exciting life I lead. Socks on the radiator, a charger for a Creative MP3 player, a Japanese PS2 pad, an Xbox game case and MY BARE FOOT - Andy."
"I was chucking out an old TV (thanks to those new-fangled flat panel ones) and found the remote for it. Granted, its not THAT old, but it's huge, has a great big slide panel, and is supremely dusty and filthy."
"No exciting batteries in it though - just plain ol' Duracells."
"I enclose full 7megapixel photos and a nice macro pic, because I know you like that sort of thing. You can see all the scum really well."
"I've just noticed that if you change the levels on the image, you may get a glimpse into the exciting life I lead. Socks on the radiator, a charger for a Creative MP3 player, a Japanese PS2 pad, an Xbox game case and MY BARE FOOT - Andy."
Item posted at 10:27 AM
7 Comments:
Andy isn't a girl's name. And that foot is visibly malformed. Today's off to a bad start, Idiot.
Clean The Fucking Remote Before You Take The Fucking Photo (CTFRBYTTFP).
people who throw out old (working) tv's are wankers. give them to fucking charity or something.
everyone is angry today. we need to chill and order chai latte's to soothe away the pain.
I doubt even 'Charity' wants crappy old TV's. They could go to any council re-cycling centre and pick up hundreds if they wanted to.
Anyone with the time to ebay or free-cycle every piece of old shit they don't need anymore has far too much time on their hands.
Plus, old remotes SHOULD be filthy, it's part of their charm. Clean and old remote? Are you INSANE?
We used to have one of these- Samsung 21"..?
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